Comments on: The ocean

By: Jules

Jules — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 12:43:24 +0000

You are overlooking the potential for mermaid porn. Just sayin’.

By: ECD

ECD — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 20:22:41 +0000

Funny, I like going IN the ocean without going TO the ocean.

It is really really hard.

By: Scope

Scope — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 00:49:36 +0000

Yes, some people are called by the sea.

And some people are called by Xyraxians

Hearing voices that no one else can is always the first step down the road toward a very ugly destination.

By: Fancy

Fancy — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 21:51:27 +0000

I like going to the ocean, I just don’t really like going in to the ocean.

By: Dog Breath

Dog Breath — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:08:36 +0000

Water is handy for making Diet Pepsi.

If they made the ocean out of it, I would visit it more often.

By: mjenks

mjenks — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 17:16:45 +0000

Hmmm…methinks that the mixture of ocean and seashore like this is what ultimately led to Japanese Tentacle Porn.

Either that, or someone tried filming a porn in the ocean and a squid slipped in there and ruined the shot and then the director was like “shit, what am I going to do now?” And then in a moment of alacrity, he was like “I’ll market it to the Japanese; they’ll masturbate to anything!“

By: Skylers Dad

Skylers Dad — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 16:33:08 +0000

The problem with all that Ocean is that you just know that fish are fucking in it.

By: Soda & Candy

Soda & Candy — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 16:30:52 +0000

Oh, I am totally a coastal dweller. I could never live too far away from water.

Even though I barely ever go to it, I just have to know it’s there!

By: Some Guy

Some Guy — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 13:56:41 +0000

I’ve noticed a severe lack of underwater porn being made these days.