Everything here is a work of satire and fiction. Any resemblances to people, alive or dead, real or fictional, is purely coincidence even if it looks like it's not, or even when I explicitly say it's not, because I have poor judgement.
If you find this blog offensive, please leave and never come back, ever. Returning if you're offended is about the most retarded thing you can do.
If you're here to build a court case against me, fuck off. You're not allowed to be here.
Before you jihad me, realize that I don't even believe the things I say. For real. It's all a big sham. Thanks for visiting though.
Well Consuela knows a bit about cleaning and stains you know. It takes an immigrant maid to know the strength of camel power after all.
Green tea plus Hey-Suss having sex – who could ask for more….hey wait just a minute….a fucking Jesus and ass rape stains – coincidence? I think not.
Those things are crap. They don’t even work.
Don’t ask me how I know…
I totally need that.
A giant Pez dispenser filled with cans of spam!
You should have shopped a can of spam stoooopid!