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HThing I learned todayI

Today I learned that “IIRC” on the interweb stands for “If I Remember Correctly.”

Not “I’m Ignoring Richard Chamberlain” like I had previously thought people meant it as an acronym, because I imagine Richard Chamberlain would talk about something like “Hawaii-specific environmentalism” or The Thorn Birds excessively in real life.  Which sounds pretty fucking boring, IMHO.

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Also learned today:  IMHO stands for “In My Humble Opinion,” notImagine My Humongous Orgasm” which was pretty confusing for me for a long time; I thought it was strange that people really got off on commenting a lot.

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9 Comments to Thing I learned today

  1. Sunday, August 30, 2009 at 11:47 AM | Permalink

    Isn’t Richard Chamberlain dead by now? Cause that would make him pretty easy to ignore.

  2. Sunday, August 30, 2009 at 11:57 AM | Permalink

    I always thought IMHO was a phonetic thing that meant “I am a cho”. It seemed odd, but not worth questioning.

    And with this comment, I am #14! Suck it, losers!

  3. Sunday, August 30, 2009 at 1:14 PM | Permalink

    Are you sure IMHO doesn’t mean “Imagine My Humongous Organ”?

  4. Augusto's Gravatar Augusto
    Sunday, August 30, 2009 at 4:46 PM | Permalink

    Oh my….I thought IMHO was Inspect My Huge Organ and was a coy way to request a blow job. This could explain their less than satisfying reactions.

    I suppose next you will tell me that LOL is not Lips On Labia

  5. Sunday, August 30, 2009 at 6:35 PM | Permalink

    If ROLF still the piano playing dog on the Muppets?

  6. Sunday, August 30, 2009 at 10:19 PM | Permalink

    Isn’t Richard Chamberlain dead?

    BTW, I know you’re being humorous here but – true story – the first time I ever saw BTW online I immediately thought it meant “bite the weenie” and not “by the way.” I have obviously seen Grease too many times.

  7. Dog Breath's Gravatar Dog Breath
    Tuesday, September 1, 2009 at 10:20 AM | Permalink

    I suppose you will tell us that “IRL” doesn’t mean “infected rectal lesions”.

  8. Wednesday, September 2, 2009 at 1:24 AM | Permalink

    IMHO=

    Imitate Mimes Humping Oprah
    Immense Mutants Hoarding Oranges
    I Make Hermaphrodites Orgasm

  9. Cora's Gravatar Cora
    Friday, September 4, 2009 at 1:30 PM | Permalink

    And all this time I thought it stood for I Must Have Oreos.

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