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HHey bitches, I’m off to the beach! Hope you’re having fun at church or some equally unpleasant place!I

Written by God on Sunday, September 6, 2009 — 4 Comments

Today’s looking like it’s going to be a lovely day.  Although I have a crushing deadline on Tuesday for a project I’m nowhere finished being done, I think it’s quite prudent to go to the beach and enjoy putting my dingdong in a hole in the sand and pumping it full of sexytime.

(At least one last time this pathetically cold and worthless summer.)

I’m just kidding, that’s gross.  But now that I think of it a little bit, it has potential.  That + the smell of the rubber inflatable floating chairs, rrwwwll.

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4 Comments to “Hey bitches, I’m off to the beach! Hope you’re having fun at church or some equally unpleasant place!”

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  1. Cora's Gravatar Cora
    Sunday, September 6, 2009 at 5:01 PM | Permalink

    Two penis posts in a row, God? Feeling a little lonely or something?

  2. Skylers Dad's Gravatar Skylers Dad
    Sunday, September 6, 2009 at 6:40 PM | Permalink

    Learn from my mistakes in life, sand holes are a tad rough.

  3. Scope's Gravatar Scope
    Monday, September 7, 2009 at 12:52 AM | Permalink

    I question the whole / hole idea.

  4. Dog Breath's Gravatar Dog Breath
    Tuesday, September 8, 2009 at 1:10 PM | Permalink

    You will be one of the many people to get herpes from a beach.

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