Comments on: “Alive” … the date-safe re-imagining

By: Dog Breath

Dog Breath — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:04:03 +0000

They needed to fly in a witness since Kate ate and barfed the entire team by the third day.

By: E

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 09:53:39 +0000

She lasted two months??? I woulda kicked her ass off the nearest cliff…or at the very least strangled her in her sleep and feasted on her femur.

By: Soda & Candy

Soda & Candy — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 16:52:00 +0000

How many Oscars did this masterpiece win?

brilliant!

By: The Guv'ner

The Guv'ner — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 16:42:41 +0000

I think if Kate Hudson and McConnahooey had been on that mountain they’d have been the only survivors, since everyone else would’ve volunteered to be eaten just to be spared watching the saccaharine antics of those asses. Plus, let’s face it, there’s no meat on Hudson to be of any use. Plus they’d probably be up there a week before McConaughey even noticed, he’s so damn high.

By: Some Guy

Some Guy — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 16:29:42 +0000

You neglected to mention that the love notes in the snow were written in urine. I know it was a piece of cake for McConaughey, but I can’t imagine the hours of training it took for Hudson to learn how to do that. Color me impressed.

By: mjenks

mjenks — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 15:50:53 +0000

Here’s the reason why you can’t find a boyfriend, Kate Hudson: you look like a sheet of plywood with googly eyes glued onto it.

By: Skylers Dad

Skylers Dad — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 15:35:07 +0000

Wait! Do you smell that? Smells like Academy Award to me!