So….pizza smells awesome, right? If you walked into a room and it smelled like pizza, would your mouth water?
And farts that smell like pizza are still gross, right?
After reading this now, would your mouth still water if you walked into a room that smelled like pizza and you didn’t see any empty pizza boxes laying around?
Just wondering.
Only if it smelled like meat pizza, not that lame pineapple shit.
I would, if not for anything else but for my own mental health, try to convince myself that someone recently ate pizza in there and then was tidy enough to bring the box with him/her when leaving.
But probably I’d just be disgusted and try to leave as soon as possible.
Probably my mouth would water unless I had just seen this commercial.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF5BkbOcDRI