Comments on: I lied. I said I would never blog about how much sports suck again, but look ! There’s more!

By: Dog Breath

Dog Breath — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:25:49 +0000

I sent you $0.50, tagged “services”.

You owe me a blow job.

By: Augusto

Augusto — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 03:02:52 +0000

Aplomb is such a lovely word. Much better than sequestered.

By: Wynn

Wynn — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 02:51:54 +0000

I cannot stand blogs that are written “by” dogs in first person. “Woof, I’m lazy today. Mommy tried taking me to the vet but I refused, woof!”. Rarh.
Why? Why would you do that?

Oh, and the insultatron says that it’s in my pants. I take offense by this. I’m not wearing pants, so why would the insultatron hang out in them? Stop hogging my pants! Geez.
Oh, and you can be totally sure that my blog will experience a total lack of sports of any organised type. Getting up in the morning can be a sport though.

By: Scope

Scope — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:15:55 +0000

“You’re not a worthless fuck-bag, but…”

I think you should start most every conversation with that. I can so see that working for you.

By: Skylers Dad

Skylers Dad — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:15:18 +0000

As a general rule, could you add blogs about how cute my cat is?