A coworker of mine continually feeds me YouTube videos all day. He’s like my own personal video-vetter, sifting through the crap and sending me the good stuff. I’m sure each and every one of you has a friend like that, right?
The other day at work he sent me this video, and as always, he came running over to my desk to see my reaction. I guess you could say my reactions was somewhat chuckley, but not the roaring laughter he was expecting to see.
See, the embarrassing truth is that I’ve never actually seen the “two girls one cup” video (oh hey, that’s not safe for work to click on!) everyone has been talking about since the beginning of the internet. Yes, it’s true!
That is until this morning.
As I lay in bed this morning wishing that I wasn’t awake ’cause it was only 8am on a Saturday morning, I thought, “Oh hell, that two girls one cup video, yeah, today’s the day.”
So, I watched it. I never thought I was capable of turning away from something I saw on my screen until today. Yes, *I* got grossed out. Me. Yours truly. The guy that finds and eats used chewing gum he finds on the on the underside of tables at McDonalds on a regular basis. (Kidding, but do you see how I was able to joke about it?)
Maybe I’m just getting old, maybe my tastes are maturing, I don’t know, but my stomach has churned each out of the hundred or so times I’ve watched the video this morning. If you haven’t already taken the plunge and watched the video, I suggest you do. It’s fantastic and horrible and wonderful and disgusting.
I really don’t think you should encourage people clicking that link. You have in no way given the grossness justice! Bad God! Don’t make me bring the belt. Oh, and I’ve never seen it. Tubgirl and goatse was enough for me.
Fortunately, I’ve learnt what people I shouldn’t open links from, which has saved me a lot of pain and mental sadness. Phew.
As you probably already guessed from the short time you have known me, there isn’t much that offends me or disgusts me.
I could not make it through 2 girls 1 cup.
The fuck?????????
Yeahhhhh. I have never watched it and I think my world is probably safer that way.
I have learned the hard way not to click on NSFW links from regretsy.com.
If ever I saw a video that deserved the moniker of revolting, this is it.
Hey, there are all different varieties of romantic. One woman’s dozen roses is another’s dozen ounces of industrial-grade excrement. Ah, love….
Hey God, I’m on to you. You’re so not getting away with this. My RSS-reader reported a post from you today that isn’t here anymore! You’re getting me all curious! Tellssss usssss.
Ah shit, you’re onto me.
Have you ever wrote a big post about something, then the moment after you posted it, you realized that your post was entirely wrong? Yeah, I didn’t think so, but that’s what happened to me.
That’s totally happened. And I’ve learnt that peoples RSS’readers are all “lets suck that post in and show it to people because if you just remove it, I’m keeping it!” so I usually change it to something really short and stupid instead. That way people just.. think I’m stupid. Which is… better..? than a revoker… Uhm.. Maybe I should do the same with this comment..
I thought the two girls one cup was that joke about two whores in a cum bucket contest. I have been corrected on that point.
I admit I hadn’t seen it before but I watched it while eating two pop tarts and didn’t look away.
Watching Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern has fortified my intestitude.
So I have that going for me which is nice.