Comments on: When you take your kids to “Where the Wild Things Are” and they ask why the movie is so sad, you say:

By: Dog Breath

Dog Breath — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:59:01 +0000

Just drink your Kool-Aid and take a nap little jimmy. It will be OK soon.

By: Augusto

Augusto — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 23:00:50 +0000

I think I would leave it at “because your daddy moved to Key West to become a flaming wanker and butt-sex addict and your mommy moved to NYC to become a whore” but then again, I’m glad I don’t have any demon spawn wandering around and fortunately my brother hasn’t dumped his kids on me for more than a weekend.

By: Wynn

Wynn — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 17:05:33 +0000

I haven’t seen it. So I would just say like “I don’t know honey”.

By: Soda & Candy

Soda & Candy — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 16:36:04 +0000

Huh. And I was gonna go with “Because Spike Jonze is a wanker.”

By: Katrocket

Katrocket — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 16:04:51 +0000

OOPs! — I meant… made me regret NOT having a kid.

I don’t have a kid!

Phew.

By: Katrocket

Katrocket — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 16:03:30 +0000

This is the first thing I’ve read in 20 years that actually made me regret having a kid.

i miss you Poob.

By: Skylers Dad

Skylers Dad — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 14:32:29 +0000

That is so much better than my answer, “Because sometimes life sucks, so you just have to eat the barrel of the gun.”