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H2000 – 2010, A Decade In ReviewI

Written by God on Monday, December 28, 2009 — 7 Comments

Overview
2000: Can’t remember
2001: Awesome
2002-2007: Moderately sucky
2007-2009: Awesome

Special Memories
Whenever it was ‘Friends’ finally went off the air: Awesome
Times of the day when ‘Friends’ hasn’t been on TV since then (5 occasions): Awesome

Notable Days
Sept 11, 2001: Holy fuck, great margaritas on the beach.
Sept 12, 2001: Terrorists? Let’s move on, already.
Yesterday: All-out Xbox gaming day.

How to Sum Up The Decade in One Sentence
“If it wasn’t ‘CSI: Whatever‘ in our faces for ten years, it was George Bush being all Mission Accomplished in our faces – if by “Mission Accomplished”, he meant the mission of fucking up the world.”

Your mission, dear reader, is to sum up the decade in one sentence on your own blog. Winner gets an autographed picture of me fighting ninjas!

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7 Comments to “2000 – 2010, A Decade In Review”

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  1. Skylers Dad's Gravatar Skylers Dad
    Monday, December 28, 2009 at 10:19 AM | Permalink

    I can sum it up in 3 words, “Work Worry Consume”…

  2. Soda and Candy's Gravatar Soda and Candy
    Monday, December 28, 2009 at 11:09 AM | Permalink

    But how could my one sentence possibly top the word(s) of God?

  3. Wynn's Gravatar Wynn
    Monday, December 28, 2009 at 2:16 PM | Permalink

    I would just say “The problems that we have faced so far this century was just a child’s sickness, now comes the teens, omfg!”

  4. Scope's Gravatar Scope
    Monday, December 28, 2009 at 6:10 PM | Permalink

    “Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.”

    Wait, that was just a typing drill. Never mind.

  5. The Guv'ner's Gravatar The Guv'ner
    Tuesday, December 29, 2009 at 1:20 AM | Permalink

    Surely under “notable days” you have forgotten to add the day you first encountered the absolute genius that is “The Situation”?

  6. Scope's Gravatar Scope
    Tuesday, December 29, 2009 at 7:45 AM | Permalink

    Oh, by the way, you won a special grand prize, chosen just for you over at my blog today.

  7. Candy's Gravatar Candy
    Wednesday, December 30, 2009 at 1:17 PM | Permalink

    I’m in. I’d love a picture of God fighting ninjas…naked.

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