Comments on: Airport screening – the new pornographers

By: LiLu

LiLu — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 15:00:02 +0000

Note to self: No more going commando at the airport…

By: Dog Breath

Dog Breath — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 21:57:23 +0000

Buy stock in Swedish penis enlargement pump companies!

BTW where can I get a good one?

By: Wynn

Wynn — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 23:16:41 +0000

Oh, wear a chastity belt. Or a totally elaborate viking Xena-ish suit that only shows on the xray, not in person.

By: The Vegetable Assassin

The Vegetable Assassin — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 20:25:41 +0000

It’d almost be fun to mess with them by wearing elaborate nipple adornments or going through the machine nonchalantly with a carrot between your buttocks. I wonder if it picks up tattoos because you could tattoo a revolver on your hip and watch as mayhem ensues.

Or you could not.

By: Augusto

Augusto — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 03:34:48 +0000

If that guy was wearing special underwear (exploding) does that mean he is from some sect of the the Mormons? They have a thing for special underwear I’m told.

By: Scope

Scope — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 01:15:36 +0000

And seriously, who hasn’t had a little “malfunction” in their underwear on a plane? Are you with me?

By: Skylers Dad

Skylers Dad — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 16:16:24 +0000

TSA worker just got to be a much crappier job than it already was. Have you seen all the fat fucks in line? Scans of these losers are not going to be pretty.