Apple revealed their latest revolutionary product called the iPad yesterday, which has of course raised the eyebrows of the technogeek world due to the fact that it sucks.  Blah blah.

Now that I have your attention with this super-trendy subject, I really really need to bring up the point that it seems like the world has almost entirely forgotten about David Lee Roth. What happened to us, world?  Have we forgotten where our priorities lie?  Have we lost our way?

When was the last time you saw David Lee Roth on TV?  Two weeks ago?  Three months ago?  Or are you one of the lucky people on his mail route and get to see his cheerful face each afternoon when he hands you your Dominoes Pizza coupons and other junk mail like cell phone bills and legal threats?

Sometimes I think that as a society, we get caught up in the unimportant trivial things, like iPads and eKindles and oRgasms and uPencil whatever else I can think of with a vowel attached to the front of the word. (Just once, let someone bust the trend and start a word with [drum roll please], a consonant!  gToaster?)    We have lost our way, world, David Lee Roth is not getting the attention he deserves.  Remember this the next time you download an app from the Apple Store, please think of what’s important in your life and make a change.