Comments on: Presidents and technology

By: Augusto

Augusto — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 00:26:15 +0000

“trying to find a four letter word for ‘disenfranchised youths’,”

That is yout. Well, more accurately youts but that is 5 letters. Courtesy of “My Cousin Vinny”.

By: Dog Breath

Dog Breath — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 00:05:55 +0000

Obama Tweets:

Yea Senate majority! I can Has Healthcare?

Boo Senate race on Mass, bad man wins!

New senate ready to toss me under bus LOLZ!

GOD DAMN REPUBLICANZ!

By: ECD

ECD — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 21:31:10 +0000

I could see Bush saying “What am I gonna do with all these here characters?” And then passing out and leaning on the F key for all of them.

And why 140 characters? What would happen if someone hacked their way into a 141 character message (besides the annoying tweet “DOOD I GOT 141!!!”)? Black Hole? Time-travel back to the 1950′s with a leather jacket wearing Michael J. Fox?

The possibilities are endless.

By: The Vegetable Assassin

The Vegetable Assassin — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 18:30:37 +0000

Think of how much better Clinton’s life would’ve been with Twitter. You can get through to a lot of 21 year old interns on that thing. You don’t have to settle for the chubby brunette in the bad dress, you can plant your stains on a hard bodied little blonde Lolita.

By: Skylers Dad

Skylers Dad — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 18:01:27 +0000

Great. Now I have the image of chimpy McFlightsuit telling somebody to smarten ‘em up with that damn smirk.