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Anger
#Bus Drivers#
As a devout car driver (not in the obsessive NASCAR-fan or some pretentious twat that beholds the beauty of a BMW sort of way, rather the way that I just hate walking anywhere), there’s nothing more aggravating to me than being behind a city bus on the road. Every time a bus is in front [...]
#Environmentalists upset about things!#
In the news, McDonalds is doling free small coffees to anyone who enters their stores for a two week period in order to introduce them to a drink that doesn’t cost $5 and come with sprinkles on top. With the economy the way it is, people are abandoning high end coffee shops like Starbucks and [...]
#Barbie turns 50!#
Happy birthday Barbie!
Oh wait, that’s not Barbie, that’s one of the Olsen twins. You’d think I Googled “blond plastic skinny inanimate object,” but I didn’t. Let’s try this again.
There we go…oops, that’s not Barbie either. That’s Jessica Simpson, who – and I don’t know if you knew this or not – ISN’T the chick OJ [...]
#Random political emails#
Ever get a random email from some guy you’ve dealt with a few times in the past, and the email is as loaded as fuck with propaganda and bullshit and -hey, dude, you don’t even know me aside from the two or three times we’ve ever talked so maybe you shouldn’t spray your shit all [...]
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