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#Allow me to blow your mind once again#
What if there was an Irish children’s foot doctor who they caught molesting kids at a fundraising parade and they found him to not be a threat any more? Would the headlines say: Paddy the philanthropic pediatric podiatrist convicted of parade pedophilia, on parole. —- In other unrelated news, this old blog may look a [...]
#TOSON v1.4567 + Theory of everything#
So this is my new blog template. Instead of rummaging through scads of hippie three-column douchebag canned WordPress themes I decided to make it all myself. If it looks all fucked up in your web browser, that’s because your web browser is messed up, not because my template is wrong. If you don’t know what [...]
#It’s tax time!#
This public service announcement for our American brothers and sisters brought to you by Pennzoil.
#Post #1000! Like you care!!#
This is the 1000th post that I’ve published! (I have another 150 or so half written gems that I may someday get the inclination to revisit, but fuck ‘em for now. They don’t count.) Yes, 1000 blog posts. You read that right. If you think about it, that works out to a single post every [...]
#Dear Diesel,#
Dear Diesel, Your new policy on voting once per day per blog is insensible. When you have a world-class [crass] blog writer like me who decides that the best way to a blog reader’s heart is through vast quantities of meaningless and trivial blog posts, well, it sucks to be me. Therefore I give up [...]
#You like?#
Your thoughts on the new look? [poll id="24"] Sure, I know half of you don’t even see it because you’re stealthy little RSS bastards just like me. But really, you should pay attention, it’s a matter of national security or something.
#TOSON: An ever-evolving pile of dung!#
Hey people! If you didn’t notice, I’m trying out new templates for this here little blog. I know I can’t make 100% of the people happy 100% of the time, or even 10% of the people happy 50% of the time or 50% of the people happy 10% of the time or even 1/4 of [...]
#Everyone’s favorite commenter has a new blog!#
My anonymous buddy, Dog Breath, who usually writes far funnier comments than I do blog posts, has started up his own new blog. Please visit his fledgling electronic internet word page, where things already appear to be getting maniacal. Toxic Advice From a Bad Role Model PS: I can’t comment on your blog, Dog Breath, [...]
#The *NEW* Other Side Of Normal!#
Hello everyone! TOSON has moved to its new and final home! Because I now have complete control of everything, I promise tons more interactivity and crazy shit. Well, crazy shit for sure! There may or may not be a bunch of construction going on for the next little while, so keep checking back to watch [...]
#Casting Call#
If you’d like to include yourself in the last installment of the “Dr. Zibbs and I series”, feel free to send me a photo of yourself or a link to a picture of you- preferably of yourself partying or having sex with llamas. Now’s your chance to be seen with the infamous Dr. Z! I [...]
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