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Apologizing for something i’m not all that sorry about
#Fall#
There’s a certain je-nomme-de-plume-ce-quois-du-jour-Renee-de-Levesque-parlez-comme-ca-va-voulez-vous-piscine-deja-vu [that's French for 'niceness'] about the fall season. Do you sense it too? Yes, it’s the knowledge that bicyclists are getting the fuck off the road once again, and it’s wonderful. I’ve waited all year for this. Mr. I-Think-I’m-A-Car is getting out of morning traffic due to the cold, and once [...]
#Oh shit, happy nine one one Bememberance Day!#
Today is a day that will live in infamy…. that is, until something awesomely cancelley happens on this day in the future, like perhaps Jesus rises from the dead. Or descends from the Heavens? Up or down, one or the other I’d expect. He’d totally fuck me up if he moved laterally, like “Hey, Jesus [...]
#Reasons for someone pulling the fire alarm at 2 in the morning#
Last night as I lay in bed sleeping, drooling and likely dreaming of hunting arachnid people with a bow and arrow, I was awakened by the loudest, most horrible sound possible. No dummy, not Rosie O’Donnell inserting a watermelon in her vagina without any lubrication, it was the apartment complex’s fire alarm. Of course it [...]
#Have I commented lately on your blog? Probably not, my robot isn’t advanced enough yet to do so.#
So the title kinda says it all, but in the true fashion of me I must elaborate further. Some of you have sent me private emails with pictures of your gleaming manitalia concerns, “Hey, where are you man?” and “What the fuck?” and “Hey I comment on your blog, why don’t you ever comment on [...]
#Working Late – Not Just for Sexually Active Co-Workers!#
Last night I worked late late late. Partially out of new-guy-in-the-office enthusiasm, and partially out of guilt at being the picky fucker who made the other two people I was working with stay late also. I kinda like working late into the evening, it’s like being valiant and also getting paid for it (well, not [...]
#My task list#
1. Get to your comments. 2. Read your blogs. 3. Send out Christmas porn cards. Thanks for bearing with my inability to keep up with you. I know that you’re all kinda hurt that I haven’t responded to anyone’s comments for the last day and a half, but I think you’ll be okay, right? (Remember: [...]
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