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#Someone explain this shit to me!#
For some strange reason, I feel like eating bacon!
I have no idea why this is so funny, but it is!
#Governor Palin calls it quits due to moose rutting season?#
Many of you readers may have noticed that Republican hive-queen and all-American pin up middle-age wank fodder, Sarah Palin, is stepping down from her post as the Lord of Alaska.
Why? No one really knows, although rumors abound that she’s:
been impregnated by a moose
been impregnated by a bear
been impregnated by aliens
corrupt
corrupted by aliens
corrupted by moose
corrupted by [...]
#This Week in Lame & Pretentious Art#
http://www.cbc.ca/photogallery/arts/1874/
Here we have a bust of a bum with musical notes all over it. It’s poised to rake in $1.5 million at a charity auction for people who appreciate sculptures of bums with musical notes on them.
Here is a picture of a scrawny, sick looking girl wearing what appears to be utter crap. Notice [...]
#You don’t need to go to a tropical nation to get a terrible hairdo…#
(Photo of Canadian people rescued from a hijacked plane in Jamica.)
I used to live in a tropical place long ago, and you could always tell who the biggest tourist idiots were – they were the people walking around with freshly cultivated cornrows that they paid the locals to stitch into their head. As we [...]
#Canadian Finance Minister, Jim Flaherty, stars in Broadway Show Where He is Gay and Has Sex With Robin Williams or That Guy That Married That Chick From Sex and the City, the Horse Faced Chick, What’s Her Name?#
One of these men has a hearty laugh and is quite entertaining. The other man delivers controversial budgets to Canadians and likes to show us how long his penis is with his two fingers.
#I’m only 15, I swear!#
http://www.cbc.ca/cp/Oddities/080912/K091202AU.html
Apparently some 33 year old woman used her daughter’s ID to join a high school cheerleading squad.
I know that right now you might be thinking, “this lady has serious issues,” but have you looked at it from HER perspective?
I mean she’s probably got some serious cheerleading moves. If she was the center person in the [...]
#Bollywood Porn#
One of my favorite things to do in this world is to tease East Indian people. But not the East Indian people that would jihad me, the other ones. The ones that would scold me with a heavy brow and a wagging finger for having leather shoes or for lopping off a skinny cow’s head [...]
#Foot Pr0n#
Woman Tricked Into Posing For Foot Fetish Web Site
‘I’ve Been Duped,’ Vancouver Woman Says
VANCOUVER, Wash. — A Vancouver woman said she discovered Tuesday that a man with a foot fetish had tricked her into posing as a foot model.
Shannon Caicedo, who owns a futon and bed store in the Vancouver Mall, said a man named [...]
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