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#Holy shit, an award!#

Hello.  It’s been a while since we talked dear readers, but I’ve been thinking of you.
…thinking of sliding my hand up your pants
…sensually
…to see if those rumors of an operation in the back room of a strip club in Manilla are true
…y’know, like is your junk the same?
…or are you all post-oppy different?
Anyhoo, it’s been [...]

#My Forthcoming Drysdale Award#

Dearest TOSON Readers,
By now, everyone and their dog has forwarded their pleas to be voted for in this year’s Drysdale Awards.
Not familiar with the Drysdale Awards?  Please visit The Official Site of Grant Miller and familiarize yourself before placing your all-important vote.
Yours truly isn’t up for the Blogger of the Year award because, ah, ummm, [...]

#Awards…where am I going to put all of these things?#

I just received the “Your blog is fabulous” award from E-Deconstructed (if that is her real name), and as part of the awards ceremony, I’m supposed to describe 10 reasons why I’m frikking awesome list 5 things I find awesome, so here goes:
String theory: What better way to solve the most complex intricacies of the [...]

#Another award? Aww shucks!#

I received a new award from Ok, Crazy for my brilliant blog writing and humanitarian efforts to save the whales and starving Swahili children.  And like other blog awards, I must pass this puppy on to at most 7 other bloggers.
Now I hate playing favorites, but hey, I can’t pick EVERYONE on my blogroll, otherwise [...]

#Awards Ceremony#

Okayokayokay!!!  Wow!  I’d like to thank my manager, Costillo Del Rey for his hard work at getting me this role, sup Costillo!  And I’d like to thank all the hard working people over at Wordpress for their fine invention, wait -  I’d like to thank Jesus most importantly for carrying me on his back across [...]

#The Insultatron#

#Top Commenters (For Whom I Reserve The Hugest Erections)#

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