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#Happy Canada Day! And if you’re not Canadian … happy “fuck you” day!#
This morning, on the day most glorious to all Canadians (aside from Victoria Day, and possibly Labour Day, oh, and Christmas and most likely people’s own birthdays), I’ve decided to write a post about the history of the most glorious and powerful country in the world, Canada.
Note that at this point, most non-Canadians have already [...]
#The 40th General Canadian Election#
Many people are unfamiliar with Canadian politics. In fact, there is a Canadian Election next week and we may or may not end up with a new prime minister. So it’s only fitting that I be our embassador and introduce the three political parties and their leaders to the world through this blog.
The Conservative Party [...]
#Osbourne secures overwhelming majority government in Canada#
Ozzy Osbourne was prepared to step in to a one-ruler leadership position this morning after having Canadian voters turn out in record numbers to the polls yesterday.
“Muha fugga I w-w-wah won t-this fuggah as y-you c-c-c-can see mate,” Mr. Osbourne declared as he stood in front of the podium at his victory speech in his [...]
#Holy Shit, Erection Day!#
Today Canadians around the country go to the polls to vote the next servant of Satan into power.
I visited the local polling station and asked a few people their post-voting opinions this morning. I suppose I was like an ‘exit poll’, although no one writhed around me and rubbed their vaginas on my face trying [...]
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