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#Randy Quaid, pimp?#
I clipped this image from a CNN article today. It appears as though Randy Quaid has turned to pimping, or at the very least looking like a pimp. Or maybe a gay Norwegian mafia hitman? Something like that.
That’s all. Continue whatever you were doing.
#Kanye West – Best Meme of 2009#
The meme is shamelessly ripped off from I’mma Let You Finish, but here are my submissions. Join in the fun, post your own “I’mma Let You Finish” on your blog, link to mine, and the best submission wins a solid gold casket*!
*if, by ’solid’ you mean “non-existent”, by ‘gold’ you mean “the thought of doves [...]
#Kanye West – Now With 100% Less Tact and 100% More Moron!#
Jesus, this is a funny video. I have no idea who 90% of all these people are, but to see Kanye West grab the microphone away from some young girl winning the big Herpes Award (This IS the VD award ceremony, right?), I can’t stop cracking up. Here’s a play-by-play visual guide for [...]
#Gordon Ramsay, all-around cock.#
Lately I’ve been addicted to Gordon Ramsay TV shows. I guess it boils (har har, get the pun?) down to me liking swearing a whole lot, or maybe I enjoy scabby faces? I’m not sure. It doesn’t matter.
Gordon Ramsay shows include:
Hell’s Kitchen: Gordon Ramsay stars as a hypertension-riddled version of himself who screams at wannabe [...]
#Briefing Notes From the Nondescript White Guy Organization Western Chapter Branch Meeting#
At the most recent meeting of the WNGO (White Nondescript Guy Organization), it was voted unanimously that Jeremy Piven remain as the leader of the Northern Hemisphere’s assimilation branch.
The motion to popularize receding dark hairlines and 5 o’clock shadow was also passed once again, with seven votes ‘for’, one ‘against’, and three abstaining.
Highlights of the [...]
#Oh Christ, zombies attacking — again??!#
While I harbor no personal animosity towards Madonna – despite the fact that she tried to forcibly adopt my office chair, a piece of cheese in the fridge, and some pennies on the floor of my car – I do think she’s become a scary role model for young women’s arms everywhere.
Remember back when she [...]
#Having a big smile and blinding white teeth can get you everywhere.#
“Yes, Europe is a country, sweetheart. France? Not a country – despite what you hear in the news … or pretty much anywhere. Let’s talk about your musical career now. Say, you know you’re a shooting star? Yes, and how long can you kneel for?“
Jeff Foxworthy expands on the MENSA madness with saying “Hungary – [...]
#Paula Abdul judging historical figures…#
Hitler: “You know, I saw you just before the war and you were so shy and um, I mean, here was a little skinny guy from ummm, and you just came out there and gave it your best, and doggone it, I was like, whew, when it was all over because I was like, [...]
#Twitter History#
As we all know by now, Ashton Kutcher is the new Twitter King. The attention drawn to the popular web service has been astounding, and people all over are heralding a new age of Twitterdom.
As a tribute to the momentous and most-certainly life changing event of Kutcher beating rival CNN for number of followers, TOSON [...]
#Billy Bob Thornton: Douchebag Crazy Lunatic Princess#
Read this first, it’s hilarious!
Interviewer: So, Billy Bob, thank you for coming in to talk to us this morning!
Billy Bob Thornton: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Interviewer: Uh, what?
BBT: Didn’t you just call me a scar-faced monkey?
Interviewer: Uh no, we haven’t even started talking yet.
Interjecting band member: Hey, uh, thanks for having [...]
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