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#Broken RSS reader freedom#
I broke my RSS feed reader last week and have yet to bother fixing it.
This means I haven’t read a blog in several days now, including yours. Have I missed anything yet? Are you still up to your old tricks?
The thing is that with all of this new found time each morning since I’m not [...]
#Haiti update#
This morning I was thinking about the Haiti earthquakes and was feeling sad about all of the people that died and were left homeless.
Then I thought about the ham and Swiss sandwich I got from Tim Horton’s last night didn’t have the extra Caesar sauce I requested. Damn you Tim Horton, I PAID FOR THAT [...]
#Strikes and spares#
On my drive into work this morning, I passed by a gaggle of picketing employees outside of one of the many behemoth buildings that house our government’s power corporation (‘hydro’ as it’s known in many parts of this country, which must be discouraging to the employees at nuclear reactors, wind farms, and coal plants whose [...]
#Lars, Davekat, hang-glider man, and the Real Dolls#
Spend an hour of your Sunday morning learning about people other than yourselves! Click on the image below to watch a fascinating documentary about a group of real men and their real dolls.
Real Dolls
#Thing I learned today#
Today I learned that “IIRC” on the interweb stands for “If I Remember Correctly.”
Not “I’m Ignoring Richard Chamberlain” like I had previously thought people meant it as an acronym, because I imagine Richard Chamberlain would talk about something like “Hawaii-specific environmentalism” or The Thorn Birds excessively in real life. Which sounds pretty fucking boring, IMHO.
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#Whoah.#
I was reading the news tonight about some airplane in Minnesota (or some state where people molest hay bales), where passengers were stuck on this plane on the tarmac for something like 8 hours and blah blah eating only pretzels, and mwah mwah.
To be honest, I wasn’t really reading the article, I was skimming it [...]
#Deep thoughts#
Every time I see someone backing into a parking stall, I’m reminded of human fallibility.
It’s a wonder we’re collectively smart enough to survive as a species. Nuclear bombs, war, and backing into parking stalls…we’re bound to bonehead ourselves into extinction.
#Women#
I don’t envy women.
See, I think women have it hard. Every time they open a magazine, browse to a web site, or turn on the TV, they have someone telling them how to be.
Even the mistress of women’s media – Oprah Winfrey – has a web site saying to women, “You can just be yourself!” [...]
#How the sun bleaches out sensibility#
Yesterday we went to the beach in order to take a nice break away from our day jobs as skydiving window cleaners. I mean don’t get me wrong, wiping skyscraper windows is an exciting job when you’re doing it at 100 miles an hour, but after a while you just need to get away from [...]
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