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#rePHresh!#

This rePHresh commercial has saturated the local TV channels – sometimes it plays twice per commercial break.  Jesus.  You’d think there was a crisis in the nation for vaginal odor. I figure that they could play twice as many of these commercials if they shaved them down to 15 seconds instead of 30 by rePHrasing [...]

#Dancing Shows#

Last night was like the worst night for watching TV…EVER. Every channel seemed to have some fucking horrible variation of one of those dance competition shows on.  Gad, it was like being on the beaches of Normandy with all that horrible pain and suffering and body parts flying everywhere. The following table shows exactly what [...]

#The Insultatron#

#Top Commenters (For Whom I Reserve The Hugest Erections)#

@Where do my bitches come from?@

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