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#China, part 17#
Although this photo is beautiful (colors! tanks! subjugation!), it’s also disturbing to me.
China is the John Candy of nations. Big, awkward, endearing sometimes, but disturbingly intent on consuming everything in the fucking universe with its appetite. Here’s the thing though – what is its appetite for, anyways? It keeps amassing more and more and [...]
#How the sun bleaches out sensibility#
Yesterday we went to the beach in order to take a nice break away from our day jobs as skydiving window cleaners. I mean don’t get me wrong, wiping skyscraper windows is an exciting job when you’re doing it at 100 miles an hour, but after a while you just need to get away from [...]
#Fuck!#
Have you ever worked with someone you’d like to strangle?
Let’s face it, every single one of us has worked with someone we’d like to stick in the trunk of a rusty old Dodge car and drive to one of those junkyards you see on TV with the big crushing machine then, well, you get where [...]
#Rickyisms#
I’m fucking sure I’ve fucking posted fucking something about fucking Ricky from the fucking Trailer Park Boys fucking before, but fucking please feel fucking free to enjoy this fucking collage of fucking Rickyisms. Or not, suit your fucking self. With a fucking suit.
I’m off to watch Lost. <—my own self-published twitter
#Work. Bono. Again.#
Last night I worked till midnight. It was a long day. This morning my brain feels like it’s been sapped of its blog-spewing goodness as a result.
Oh sure, I could go on about Bono or dildos, both the same really, or I could yammer on about farts and poop and pee and whatever else comes [...]
#“Mall Cop” Proves How Much Oscar Movies Suck#
Mall Cop was the top grossing movie for the second week in a row, I read this morning.
Really? Two weeks in a row?!??!
Not that I believe moviegoers to be a discriminating bunch, but wow, holy flying sheepfucks Batman! People desperate to go and see a movie this weekend basically had two options: see an Oscar-winning [...]
#Cluster headaches#
Hello Dan,
It’s your cluster headaches here. Remember us? Of course you do – Dr. Peter Goadsby in London says we’re the “worst pain a human can experience,” how could you you forget US? We make childbirth seem like nothing! And that time you were held by Colombian drug lords and they tore your fingernails out [...]
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