i want my panties to be ripped off
If you click on the link, you’ll have a extra-funny image search term result!
i want my panties to be ripped off
If you click on the link, you’ll have a extra-funny image search term result!
pic of jamie foxx at plies consent holding his self and looking at plies
Yes, I’m sure there’s some cryptic meaning to this search term. Maybe ‘plies’ is some sort of fancy club in Hollywood or something, I don’t know. I’m going to consider it as a typo though, because it’s much funnier that way.
On to point number two: In this day and age we can send people into outer space to live for months at a time, we can tear apart someone’s DNA and see that they’re likely going to forget their keys and call their children wrong names a lot as they get older. But we can’t educate vast scores of people not to say “his self”? Something’s wrong here.
Third: WTF?
Fourth: Jesus, I lost my breakfast thinking of Jamie Foxx standing anywhere, looking at anything, and “holding himself”.
Fourth-point-five: Since when did Jamie Foxx start asking for people’s consent to do anything?
Fifth: WTF again? I just Googled ‘Plies’ just to see what came up. Here’s what came up:
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I … I … just can’t make any sense of it all. Someone, please, anyone - decipher this for me? What in the pop culture world happened to prompt someone to use this search term??? I’m going to be sick if someone caught Jamie Foxx rubbing the little smiling Buddha while looking at a picture of this dude at some sort of night club called “Consent”.
Images:
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Sebastian Bach
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Penelope Cruz.
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Sebastian Bach,
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people from France
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Largest asshole
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hilarious funny crazy
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walmart door death
naked mormon
Dolph Lundgren Fakes
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nice tats
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Regular ol’ Google searches:
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“hillary clinton nude pics”
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eskimo sex pics
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Charlie Sheen naked
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Fraternization by George Luz,
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Naked Photoshop Constance Marie
FREE ESK?MO SEX PHOTO
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nude scene with Dolph Lundgren
hermaphrodite sex pic
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poorly photoshopped images
I’ve put my favorites in bold. Who the hell searches for “inuit sex pdf’s” and “shittem on pees”???
can a scab on the eardrum cause me to hear a roaring noise in my ear
Ding ding ding! We have a winner!



Despite Alfonso Ribeiro probably not being the most sought-after hunk on most women’s (or men’s for that matter) list, this searcher has clearly defined their own sense of sexiness; “To hell with Brad Pitt, Denzel Washington, and Tom Sellek. I want to see Carlton rip his motherfuckin’ Polo shirt off!!” “Those dimples make me shuck my panties!” “I want to see Tom Jones, but a more culturally diverse, breasty, and less hairy version without his shirt on.”
It is with great pride that I bring you the most awesome Google search term leading to my blog this week:
One can only imagine what this searcher was thinking…
“Where is the world’s deepest vigina?”
“Have scientists ever reached the bottom of the world’s deepest vigina?”
“Does the world’s deepest vigina reach all the way to China?”
“If not, what lives in the world’s deepest vigina?”
“Hey, ‘vigina’ rhymes with ‘China’.”
“Are there pictures of the world’s deepest vigina?”
Your answers, dearest searcher, are likely found underneath Paris Hilton’s latest fashionable and expensive skirt right next to the world’s deepest … anis.
My favorite Google searches from the past 24 hours include (I stripped out all the usual suspects, like Dolph Lundgren naked and stuff, they’re getting boring):
More than three times and it’s called “Playing with it.”
Yeah, me too.
Don’t touch Cubans, they hate that.
I wonder if this person was ever successful?
The all-caps word “FUCKED” kinda scares me. Does Google sense your excitement level and um, make the searched turn out better for you?
Don’t do that in India.
I’ll picture you however the hell I want, thanks.
Probally rite buks.
Not as much as if you were upright or stretched out horizontally.
Plux them ALL, right in the ass!!!
Expenses?
Right next to…no..ack..not that…Jesus, you hit the CHARLIE SHEEN COCK BUTTON!
Kids these days. I thought ‘cutting’ was loony, but they just keep on surprising me.
Why not REAL stories? People just aren’t easily satisfied these days.
For baking powder?
GAH, STAY AWAY FROM THE CHARLIE SHEEN COCK BUTTON!!
Seriously, why don’t people look for the real thing?
Oh, nevermind my last comment, this guy is serious.
Probably out of your eyeballs. Jesus. Why are people so fucking retarded?
Congress just passed another $100 billion this year to “stay the course”.
Me too, again.
Visit this blog, watch a porno, eat some chips, cry to yourself about something that happened in grade 5, then fall asleep and hope that if tonight’s the night you finally suffocate on your pillow, let it be painless.
I have so many here.
Did they hurt your feelings?
Why did this person put quotation marks around ‘nude’? These are the sort of things I wonder, not really about the Steve McQueen part.
“Sexually active” makes me think of them as robots now. Way to go.
Lalalalalalala, I can’t hear you any more.
Hey! I resent the accusation, whatever it is!
Do I sense a jealous present girlfriend?
Yeah, fucking it please. Fucking it RIGHT INTO THE ASS.
I think my blog readers are pretty cool actually.
RIGHT AFTER THE L PORN THANKING YOU VERY MUCHING.
“Fiddlesticks,” “dungarees,” and “snivel.”
Yawn.
Whoops, I bet YOU’RE pissed now, huh searcher?
When sex gets out of control, try ICY HOT.
Here you are!
I’m getting horny just thinking about it.
There was a bit of that going on today, yes. Wait, “satyre”?? Aren’t those those little bastards that are half-goat half-human and play the pan flutes and run around praising Hercules?
Better than vaginacephaly.
Why don’t they look for the REAL pictures ever?
Popular with the 16 year old British girls and gay 52 year old men.
Visit this blog, watch a porno, eat some chips, cry to yourself about something that happened in grade 5, then fall asleep and hope that if tonight’s the night you finally suffocate on your pillow, let it be painless. Again.
Learn PHP and the PHP Gd library functions. But you need to make sure your server has the GD installed on it. Generate a bunch of random letters together, then use imagettftext (args) to write the text to an image. Use a $_POST to receive a string from the user, then compare it to the random letters. If it’s successful, call your function to do whatever you want to do next. If it’s unsuccessful, create a function to restart the entire process, but don’t forget to collect the states of all the form items on the page, or the person will have to type them all in again if you reload the page on them. Also, I’m just talking out of my ass.
Delta Burke.
First mates everywhere feel like they’re being overlooked.
I’m waiting for the punch line….
Me too. I hate shirts altogether. Topless is the way to go.
Chicken grubs ferreting door buzz jamb icicle froth.
What sort of person searches for Charlie when Brad or Matt is out there on the net?
I hate to break it to you - it’s not.
Nothing at all to do with me.
I couldn’t handle it, I got halfway through and fell asleep. Sorry searcher. PS: It’s not going to be live anymore.
Self love? Sounds passionate, all flailing around like that.
Shit, I was trying to be discrete.
Mnnnhmmm.
Lindsay Lohan searching the net for the election results.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
“Shit videos” is two words.
I love me some Inu-poon. Do you know what the Inuqtituq word for sex is? “Panniqnirtungniqktuktiktirtuqmiktuqniqtaqniuktuk”, which is why there aren’t a lot of Eskimos around. By the time they got around to saying “Let’s shag”, they would be asleep.
I’m not even sure what to say to this. No, wait, it’s Satan whispering to you. Don’t listen!
You mean ‘throw’? If that’s the case, then the resounding answer is NO. You should be pooping shit DOWN, out of your bum, fool.
It happens to the best of us. Bubbles gets me hard every time.
You should also get Quicken for your accounting and payroll fucking crap.
If you spell mortgage like this, you shouldn’t be allowed to have one.
Because they’ll love you back.
Notice that this is plural? This fellow isn’t happy with just one. No wonder Dumbo was always smiling.
Love. Ly. Try www.rotten.com and don’t ask me how I know.
It goes nice on garlic toast. You and the guy looking for corpses should hang out.
Physicians of penis, eh? [man bursts into the room] “Did anyone call for a doctor of cock??”
Probably a poor screen resolution on one of these.
What’s the matter, can’t handle the REAL pictures? Pussy.
And you don’t believe in proper grammar, amigo.
What? I don’t hear anything. Is it Freddy Krueger? Freddy Mercury? What? WHERE?!?!? AHHHHHHHH!
You know when you blog too much when you start having dreams about your blog.
This morning I had a dream that this blog was featured on US magazine’s web site and while all the traffic started rolling in I was watching the stats keep changing on my screen. Wow, 14,000,000 viewers today!
Although that’s quite a far cry from reality, the following search terms DID happen to send a pile of visitors my way yesterday:
bush congratulatory call obama - You read it here first.
nude eskimo - This has to be one of the most popular search terms that led people here in the history of this blog. WTF is it with people looking up nude eskimos these days? Maybe with global warming we’re going to see a bunch more skin of these northern folk, so people are getting curious? Either way, I need to start an Eskimo porn site.
are silly thing real - What the hell? You can’t even form a sentence dude, so I imagine silly things seem quite real to a person of your intellect.
feminine issues - #1 issue with women is chick flicks. Why does every 2nd movie need a romantic plot to it? Don’t they get sick of them? Jeeze, I don’t know.
palin victory speech - Haha, sucka! There was no victory! She had her loser speech ready to go on election night however, but she didn’t even get to use THAT. STFU princess!
ask ouija board - Q: “Will my BF leave me?” A: “Yes.” Q: “Why am I crying so hard?” A: “Because you believe in ouija boards.”
find things in pictures that don’t belong the game - Okay, just shut up.
postsecret.COM OBAMA - He wrote a postcard saying “I hope the voting public accepts me for who I am on the inside…. and not because I have two immense cocks.”
bollywood porn blog - “Rani, I am did liking to put my penis in your anus. Come again!”
gallery women in diaper - This is a very poopular search term here.
prince harry balding - It’s a crisis! Not so ‘harry’ after all, are ya?
I AM ON THE OTHER SIDE - What does it feel like to be on my lap?
rephresh - mnn, pine tree smell.
bush congratulatory phone call - “Oblama!! Congrats! Are you on our side or theirs? I wasn’t payin attention!”
I’m afraid of scotch tape - You’re not alone. Each year millions of people are affected by scotchtapeobia and we’re seeing the levels of this fear reach epidemic proportions.
robin williams interview - “Hey, let’s forget this interview and snort some coke. You got any? No? Wanna get drunk then? Look, I can tie my arm hair in a knot!”
Bush’s comments to Obama about it’s awesome dude - I know it is!
infantitus - The disease of being pregnant. Don’t worry searcher, it usually goes away in 9 months.
stroke nut gay blogs - I dunno about you, but my nuts don’t like to be stroked. Don’t touch those things! They’re only there for hideous decoration purposes!
canadian murder capital of canada - As opposed to the American murder capital of Canada?
mormon slut - They’re pretty much like a regular slut except they’re doing it for Jesus. Lots.
terrence trent darby nude - I shudder to think of what gender might surface in such an event.
Dolph Lundgren naked - Why not Jean Claude Van Damme?
my election results - Yours are probably the same as everyone else’s, slowpoke.
You’ll love it. It’s a lot of fun bush Obama phone call - I know I will!! I wrote it!
drinking and your face - I keep getting better looking every day your alcoholism increases, luv.
nerd trivia - Why did Greedo confront Han Solo in Star Wars? Because you’re a fucking idiot, that’s why.
election results map - A nice hue of Terence Trent D’arby green.
november 4, 2008 louisiana election results- Another victory for K-Fed in your district!
felching club - Are there really clubs for felching? I guess you need a partner for it after all. Head down to the baptist church basement on Friday night and you might get lucky.