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Google And Its Users Provide Me With Unlimited Amusement
#Update#
Today marks the third week in a life without blogs (y’know, aside from my own). Ever since my feed reader broke and I declined out of sheer laziness to remedy the issue, I haven’t read another blog, posted a comment, or masturbated to any photos of someone who may be either a young Gene Simmons [...]
#Some of the stranger search terms that sent people here over the last six months:#
dancing girls pretending to be rock stars in mcdonalds commercial 2009
ctvs marcia macmillan nip slip
cougar barbie and kens facial expressions
cnn.com live mortgaje rate
christmas massage thoughts
childbearing hips of doom
captions for soggy cereal
can you trim camilla bushes like hedge
brack sabbarth
bored and horny blog
bollywood porn lite
beethoven fur elise don’t you think it’s time to fucking rock
babysitter sucks my [...]
#Irony#
This week’s funniest Google search term seems so entirely appropriate on this Valentine’s Day:
rephresh doesn’t work
Can you imagine the disappointment? Can you imagine the somber and sullen face this person must have sported while they typed these words in?
Anyways, happy Valentines Day people, I hope your vaginas and penises are used according to God’s will [...]
#Google Search Term of the week!#
i want my panties to be ripped off
If you click on the link, you’ll have a extra-funny image search term result!
#Google Search Term o’ the Week!#
pic of jamie foxx at plies consent holding his self and looking at plies
Yes, I’m sure there’s some cryptic meaning to this search term. Maybe ‘plies’ is some sort of fancy club in Hollywood or something, I don’t know. I’m going to consider it as a typo though, because it’s much funnier that way.
On to [...]
#What people are looking for when they came here as of last week:#
Images:
chupacabra
Sebastian Bach
La Chupacabra
avril
Cat people
penelope cruz
black friday walmart death
people in France
walmart death
mime
which is bigger the moon an elephant
elephant bigger than moon
ladies of walmart
Penelope Cruz.
elephant fuck
Sebastian Bach,
large hadron collider
cabbage roll
people from France
fidel castro
stupid chiuaua
Largest asshole
flight of the phoenix
trailer park boys cat
long slow fuck
pretty
fluffy the cat that hates everything
vote for me
chupa cabra
psycho guy
harpy
walmart
redhead thread obama
hilarious funny crazy
walmart black [...]
#Google Search term of the day!#
can a scab on the eardrum cause me to hear a roaring noise in my ear
Ding ding ding! We have a winner!
#Top Google search of the week!#
alfonso ribeiro shirtless
Despite Alfonso Ribeiro probably not being the most sought-after hunk on most women’s (or men’s for that matter) list, this searcher has clearly defined their own sense of sexiness; “To hell with Brad Pitt, Denzel Washington, and Tom Sellek. I want to see Carlton rip his motherfuckin’ Polo shirt off!!” “Those dimples make [...]
#Today’s Top Google Image Search Terms#
chupacabra
semen
Al Molinaro
male ejaculate
masturbating boys
people from France
random people
gay felching pictures
sebastian bach penis size
see what happens when you sleep around photoshopped
I couldn’t make this shit up.
Sadly, if I were a tad more intelligent and motivated I could somehow tie these terms all together and string out a little story.
#Today’s shit-hot search terms:#
Google Search Terms:
man punches shark after death scream
Man punches shark after ‘death scream’
man punches shark death scream
Man punches shark after ‘death scream
“Man punches shark after ‘death scream’”
“man punches shark” death scream
man punches shark and death scream sept 30 2008
Dolph Lundgren naked
funny shit to say
random shit to know
Kim Jong Il legend
shark “death scream”
kim jong il tumor
shark [...]




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