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Google And Its Users Provide Me With Unlimited Amusement
#Update#
Today marks the third week in a life without blogs (y’know, aside from my own). Ever since my feed reader broke and I declined out of sheer laziness to remedy the issue, I haven’t read another blog, posted a comment, or masturbated to any photos of someone who may be either a young Gene Simmons [...]
#Some of the stranger search terms that sent people here over the last six months:#
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#Irony#
This week’s funniest Google search term seems so entirely appropriate on this Valentine’s Day: rephresh doesn’t work Can you imagine the disappointment? Can you imagine the somber and sullen face this person must have sported while they typed these words in? Anyways, happy Valentines Day people, I hope your vaginas and penises are used according [...]
#Google Search Term of the week!#
i want my panties to be ripped off If you click on the link, you’ll have a extra-funny image search term result!
#Google Search Term o’ the Week!#
pic of jamie foxx at plies consent holding his self and looking at plies Yes, I’m sure there’s some cryptic meaning to this search term. Maybe ‘plies’ is some sort of fancy club in Hollywood or something, I don’t know. I’m going to consider it as a typo though, because it’s much funnier that way. [...]
#What people are looking for when they came here as of last week:#
Images: chupacabra Sebastian Bach La Chupacabra avril Cat people penelope cruz black friday walmart death people in France walmart death mime which is bigger the moon an elephant elephant bigger than moon ladies of walmart Penelope Cruz. elephant fuck Sebastian Bach, large hadron collider cabbage roll people from France fidel castro stupid chiuaua Largest asshole [...]
#Google Search term of the day!#
can a scab on the eardrum cause me to hear a roaring noise in my ear Ding ding ding! We have a winner!
#Top Google search of the week!#
alfonso ribeiro shirtless Despite Alfonso Ribeiro probably not being the most sought-after hunk on most women’s (or men’s for that matter) list, this searcher has clearly defined their own sense of sexiness; “To hell with Brad Pitt, Denzel Washington, and Tom Sellek. I want to see Carlton rip his motherfuckin’ Polo shirt off!!” “Those dimples [...]
#Today’s Top Google Image Search Terms#
chupacabra semen Al Molinaro male ejaculate masturbating boys people from France random people gay felching pictures sebastian bach penis size see what happens when you sleep around photoshopped I couldn’t make this shit up. Sadly, if I were a tad more intelligent and motivated I could somehow tie these terms all together and string out [...]
#Today’s shit-hot search terms:#
Google Search Terms: man punches shark after death scream Man punches shark after ‘death scream’ man punches shark death scream Man punches shark after ‘death scream “Man punches shark after ‘death scream’” “man punches shark” death scream man punches shark and death scream sept 30 2008 Dolph Lundgren naked funny shit to say random shit [...]
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