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Google And Its Users Provide Me With Unlimited Amusement
#Favorite search term of the hour#
“How to get out of hearing shit” When I saw this little gem of a search term just now, my morning became 142% more awesome. Imagine some (presumably male) person sitting there at the keyboard, their ‘special someone’ yelling at them from the other room to take out the garbage or to help with the [...]
#Search Terms of the Day#
angry shoutouts Dolph Lundgren naked pictures of asshole gimli punched shark to death stab your vagina Man, some people have anger issues today.
#Recent search terms that I’m proud to say have everything I hoped for#
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#Google image search yields the intrinsic thoughts of people to be utterly fucking weird.#
gallery women in diaper I have no doubt that a SINGLE photo of a woman in a diaper is unsatisfying – with insatiable thirst unquenched; this searcher has elected to reach for the sky – to be all that he or she can be, and take the world by its horns and make it his [...]
#Hillary Clinton – Nude?#
naked pics of hillary clinton getting fucked nude pics hilary clinton Dear searchers: Hillary Clinton cannot be naked – she was born with a genetic mutation that covers her in pantsuits. Hillary Clinton has never been “fucked” – in fact she has no genitals due to the same genetic mutation. Who the hell wants to [...]
#Google search term of the day:#
“sexual position” “the humming bird” Words escape me. But really, a sexual position needs to have a ‘tough’ and ‘cool’ name or else it sucks. “The hummingbird” sounds like not a lot of fun. My personal fav is the “Vietnamese Backbreaker.” How awesome does THAT sound?
#Evening news!#
You may or may not have noticed, but I’ve been absent most of the day today. I’ve been sleeping with cough medicine …. and does it ever put out, let me tell you! Har har, little pun there. I feel kinda dirty; see, I wrote a bunch of stuff early in the morning, then set [...]
#Today’s Google Search Terms of Endearment#
Top 10 Fun things to do Anything involving small mammals and orifices is not allowed. Pretty much everything else goes here though. “pictures of me” naked How about pictures of *ME* naked? It seems a little overly narcissistic to search for pictures of yourself naked on the internet, really. Just ask and I’ll send you [...]
#Erection Day pt. 2 – The Serious Post#
You might be curious to see who I’d vote for if I were American or might be interested in what people in other parts of the world might have to say about this important day. Frankly put, I’d vote for Obama – without question. I don’t think McCain is a bad guy at all, but [...]
#Blogging Dreams and Google Searches#
You know when you blog too much when you start having dreams about your blog. This morning I had a dream that this blog was featured on US magazine’s web site and while all the traffic started rolling in I was watching the stats keep changing on my screen. Wow, 14,000,000 viewers today! Although that’s [...]
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