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#Google Search Term o’ the Week!#

pic of jamie foxx at plies consent holding his self and looking at plies
Yes, I’m sure there’s some cryptic meaning to this search term.  Maybe ‘plies’ is some sort of fancy club in Hollywood or something, I don’t know.  I’m going to consider it as a typo though, because it’s much funnier that way.
On to [...]

#Surprise!#

Don’t click here!
*Poobomber warning – link may contain a disturbing image.  Okay, it DOES.
Seriously!  Don’t click that link!  If you DO, and when you figure out what the hell is going on in that picture you’ll want to barf!  I’m not kidding!
So….do you trust me when I tell you not to click it?  Or do [...]

#Lung butter, anyone?#

Yesterday afternoon I started coming down with a chest cold.  I’m rarely sick with colds or flus, so of course this gives me plenty of right to bitch and complain lots and lots over a little cold, right?  The people that get sick often can only complain a little bit each time – we’re only [...]

#Something to satisfy my searchers – NSFYS (not safe for your soul)#

Just a word of warning – before your eyes drift down and see the following photos, you may wish to instead wait for the next blog entry.  Skip this one. No, seriously. Whoops, your eyes caught the pictures and you looked already, didn’t you. Damn.
See, I feel bad that all these people [...]

#Dancing Shows#

Last night was like the worst night for watching TV…EVER.
Every channel seemed to have some fucking horrible variation of one of those dance competition shows on.  Gad, it was like being on the beaches of Normandy with all that horrible pain and suffering and body parts flying everywhere.
The following table shows exactly what was on [...]

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