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#Haiti update#
This morning I was thinking about the Haiti earthquakes and was feeling sad about all of the people that died and were left homeless. Then I thought about the ham and Swiss sandwich I got from Tim Horton’s last night didn’t have the extra Caesar sauce I requested. Damn you Tim Horton, I PAID FOR [...]
#2009 – The Year in Review#
The Big News 2009 was a year of heartbreak and tragedy – especially for fans of Michael Jackson, but was also a year of hope and recovery – especially for children in the proximity of Michael Jackson. 2009 was also a year of financial difficulty and economic turmoil – especially for the parents of children [...]
#Iron Maiden, Daylight Savings, and Ejaculating Priests#
If you’ve got an untrustworthy cell phone that you use as an alarm clock, then you’re probably up an hour early today like I am. I swear that my cell phone is out to fuck with me however it can, probably bitter with neglect because I’ve only used it once in three months and that [...]
#Merry Thanksgiving!#
Happy Thanksgiving for yesterday, if you’re a Canadian! Yes, I happen to be from Canadistan, and I filled my face with turkey and mashed potatoes and curry this weekend. Kidding, curry is not a tradition here for Thanksgiving, our forefathers were likely not East Indian or from Asia. Can you imagine East Indian dudes 150 [...]
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