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#2009 – The Year in Review#
The Big News 2009 was a year of heartbreak and tragedy – especially for fans of Michael Jackson, but was also a year of hope and recovery – especially for children in the proximity of Michael Jackson. 2009 was also a year of financial difficulty and economic turmoil – especially for the parents of children [...]
#Iron Maiden, Daylight Savings, and Ejaculating Priests#
If you’ve got an untrustworthy cell phone that you use as an alarm clock, then you’re probably up an hour early today like I am. I swear that my cell phone is out to fuck with me however it can, probably bitter with neglect because I’ve only used it once in three months and that [...]
#The late meeting#
Tonight we all stayed extra late at our office for a wildly anticipated (I forgot about it) meeting about the direction of our little company, which consists of about 15 smelly, introverted young men (and one woman whose sole mission is to drown out our productivity with her phone voice, but thankfully she wasn’t there). [...]
#The excitement of Canadian politics#
Senator Manning: I have a question… Senator Kenney: Yes? Senator Manning: Does the subcommittee’s ruling supersede the rulings of our committee? Senator Kenney: You’re out of order. Senator Manning: What the hell y’talking aboot? I just had a simple question! Senator Kenney: There are no questions now, the motion has been passed and … Senator [...]
#Happy Canada Day! And if you’re not Canadian … happy “fuck you” day!#
This morning, on the day most glorious to all Canadians (aside from Victoria Day, and possibly Labour Day, oh, and Christmas and most likely people’s own birthdays), I’ve decided to write a post about the history of the most glorious and powerful country in the world, Canada. Note that at this point, most non-Canadians have [...]
#Unsavoury sex – not all that unsavoury because it’s sex#
B.C. police officer catches man, woman having sex in garbage dumpster SAANICH, B.C. – A Saanich, B.C., police officer who responded to a suspicious persons call probably wishes he hadn’t after he stumbled upon two naked adults in a garbage dumpster. The officer was called to a local parking lot early Friday morning, where [...]
#Things you may not know about me#
Did you know…. I wear a size 14 shoe. True. Or a size 13 sandal with a lot of toe cleavage. I have bitten the head off a live chicken. False. I have never bitten the head off a live chicken. I have never been reincarnated. True. I was never a fisherman in a past [...]
#Farenheit vs. Celsius – it’s a cage match!#
It’s sure cold out. I was trying to explain what -30 C is like (yesterday’s high temperature) to a Fahrenheiter and it just doesn’t make sense. “I’d guess that’d be like, uhhh, -30F? Don’t they converge at -34 degrees? No? Then -20 or so? +50F? -400? Fuck, I dunno, it’s pretty cold.” (-30C turns out [...]
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