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#Holy shit, an award!#

Hello.  It’s been a while since we talked dear readers, but I’ve been thinking of you. …thinking of sliding my hand up your pants …sensually …to see if those rumors of an operation in the back room of a strip club in Manilla are true …y’know, like is your junk the same? …or are you [...]

#I lied. I said I would never blog about how much sports suck again, but look ! There’s more!#

Apart from being an awesome humanitarian with my most recent invention, the “Homeless People Gas Chamber Decoy Liquor Store” (eff you and your narrow Nobel prize win, Obama, I’m solving homelessness!), I’m also an awesome judge of blog content. Yes, I write blogs AND I also read them – but not just read them like [...]

#Meme Time!#

Normally I’m not a meme person, I’d rather say nonsensical things or not-talk-about-me-other-than-griping-because-I-think-it’s-funny, but I liked the post over at Chris Radloff’s blog tonight, plus I’m feeling abnormally open, so I thought I’d give it a shot. Where is your cell phone? away Your significant other? perfect Your hair? feral Your mother? silly Your father? [...]

#Today’s yer birfday#

Did you know that today’s Some Guy’s birthday?? For real! He’s just turned 22, everyone needs to go and wish him a happy birthday!

#Blogroll madness!#

This morning I decided I was going to update and publish my blogroll.  Holy shit – work! Since I’m officially out of the commenting industry (meaning, “I like reading people’s blogs and writing my own posts far more than I like commenting”), I thought it’d be a way to give people a little nod and [...]

#Hilarious blog#

http://whitesharktank.blogspot.com/ If you’re short on internet-surfing-time you can take TMZ off your list.  This guy is way more funny than a bowl full of fish eyeballs.

#I guess I’m no longer on strike…#

Thanks go out to Soda & Candy for ending my strike!  If no one had destroyed Dallas by tomorrow, I was afraid I’d have to scab.  Not the kind of scab you pick and throw into your buddies’ morning coffee either. PS:  Don’t let Richard Gere see this picture.

#What’s in my purse?#

Ohhh, this little meme thingy made its way ’round to TOSON. I’m so embarrassed about what I carry around in my Vera Wang Chung purse….here, let me dump it out and take a picture.

#Google word verification: Pictoral history of the downfall of Captcha#

First they started off nice.  Hey, everyone loves a free prize! We soon saw that Captcha started getting political, letting us know exactly which Austrian-Californian Republican candidate we should vote for.  Well, with a little twist of letters of course.  But we got the point. Then Captcha got a little excited with its words, perhaps [...]

#Farting: Not as important to speak about when there are evil people lurking everywhere#

It was a dark stormy night, you were reading someone’s blog as you usually do, then lightning strikes.  The blogger says something you totally didn’t expect.  All of a sudden your perspective of them changes completely – just like that. I’m not talking about something fairly innocent that they said that’s uncharacteristic of them, like [...]

#The Insultatron#

#Top Commenters (For Whom I Reserve The Hugest Erections)#

@Where do my bitches come from?@

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Everything here is a work of satire and fiction. Any resemblances to people, alive or dead, real or fictional, is purely coincidence even if it looks like it's not, or even when I explicitly say it's not, because I have poor judgement.

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