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#News from the bi-annual haircut#
I went and got my hair cut today. I hate getting my haircut with the passion of ten thousand Bonos simultaneously singing about African debt. But not because of the act of getting my hair cut, it’s because of the motherfucking hair cutters who refuse to let you just sit there silently and enjoy a [...]
#Meme Time!#
Normally I’m not a meme person, I’d rather say nonsensical things or not-talk-about-me-other-than-griping-because-I-think-it’s-funny, but I liked the post over at Chris Radloff’s blog tonight, plus I’m feeling abnormally open, so I thought I’d give it a shot.
Where is your cell phone?
away
Your significant other?
perfect
Your hair?
feral
Your mother?
silly
Your father?
good
Your favorite thing?
napping
Your dream [...]
#How the sun bleaches out sensibility#
Yesterday we went to the beach in order to take a nice break away from our day jobs as skydiving window cleaners. I mean don’t get me wrong, wiping skyscraper windows is an exciting job when you’re doing it at 100 miles an hour, but after a while you just need to get away from [...]
#Ways to avoid talking to old people#
During my grandpa’s 100th birthday party, I was approached by numerous elderly or quasi-elderly local people who remember me when I was [raise hand to a variable height] this tall and want to know all about my current life-status in order to compare me to their own offspring.
Gah, that aggravates me. I discovered the best [...]
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