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Memes and youyous
#The best of me#
So there’s an [expired] contest rolling around the blog-o-sphere where you’ve gotta pick your favorite posts and then blahbitty blah blah blah, you know, do something with those. To be honest I never read the rules because rules are for suckas, plus the contest was for a $250.00 Target gift card, and unfortunately I live [...]
#Things you may not know about me#
Did you know….
I wear a size 14 shoe.
True. Or a size 13 sandal with a lot of toe cleavage.
I have bitten the head off a live chicken.
False. I have never bitten the head off a live chicken.
I have never been reincarnated.
True. I was never a fisherman in a past life.
My favorite food is ribs.
True. I [...]
#I’ve been tagged!#
I’ve been tagged by both Scope and E Deconstructed (or is it just ‘E’?) for the That Blue Yak Crappy Gifts For Sick People charity junkraiser. Wow, talk about being double teamed.
I was thinking to myself, “Self, what is the shittiest gift you could possibly give sick people for Christmas?” Herpes was my first thought, [...]
#The Other Side of Memes#
Suze nailed me with a meme. I like memes, anything that gets me talking about myself has gotta be good, right? Good for me, maybe.
1. Clothes: The less the better. Oh, wait, do you mean for me or for you? Okay, for me? Whatever’s in the ‘clean’ pile or the ‘could be clean’ pile. Ah, [...]
#A Duel#
Lydia from Down the Rabbit Hole (a pornographic metaphor if I ever saw one) challenged me to a duel today. Apparently one that doesn’t use guns (to my disappointment), but rather instead uses myheritage to determine who you look like.
Well, let’s just the the list of celebrities I look like is rather odd. My first [...]
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