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#I am a Geography whore#

I realized something about myself last weekend. Self-realization doesn’t come naturally nor often to me.  When it does, I get really excited.  The last little thing I can remember that I learned about myself was a few months ago while camping, I realized that I don’t like dinosaurs.  Partly because of the all the hype [...]

#Confusion Corner#

Sometimes I get adventurous and try alternate routes to get from point A to point B.  It’s not that I’m looking for a more pleasant journey, it’s usually because I have to poo or some sort of food is waiting for me at the other end.  Or both.  But not both as in “I eat [...]

#And now for a momentary lapse in manly manism.#

Let me introduce you to the Northern Saw-Whet Owl. I saw these little guys on TV tonight. And now I want one. Not to like … keep … wild animals should be free.  Everyone knows that.  Just…y’know, to like stay in the house.  Just to hang around.  Maybe gobble up crumbs while I snack and [...]

#The Insultatron#

#Top Commenters (For Whom I Reserve The Hugest Erections)#

@Where do my bitches come from?@

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