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#Rock Out With Your Cello Out#
Music gets exponentially fantastic-er when a symphony appears out of nowhere behind you.
I just about had a fucking religious moment right now when I listened to “I want it all”. Jesus.
Also, everything sounds better when it’s played from my blog. (Just FYI.)
#Reasons why you should learn English (or Spanish, or French, or any language other than German)#
Q: How do you become a major pop music superstar when it sounds like you’re gagging on a sock that jumped down your throat?
A: You don’t.
#WTF? I’m becoming a geezer?#
Well, it’s official. I’ve become my dad.
See, it’s 6AM on a Saturday morning and here I am, wide awake. I sat upright, rolled out of bed, and looked at the clock this morning and realized – “Holy crap, why can’t I sleep until 2pm any more these years?”
I might as well turn on a sports [...]
#Elvis, notes from writing “Always On My Mind”#
Maybe I didn’t treat you
To looking at me for eight hours straight
To five banana and peanut butter sandwiches
Quite as good as I should have
Maybe I didn’t love you
As much as I loved myself
Because I was too busy loving girls backstage
Quite as often as I could have
Little things I should have said and done
But I [...]
#GNR – Irani Theocracy#
Remember a week or so when I said I hated Guns n’ Roses’ new song, Chinese Democracy?
Yeah, well that still holds true. But the rest of the album pretty much kicks ass according to me. ‘Specially this song:
Kick ass.
But Axl, dude, get rid of the cornrows. You look like a 14 year old Irish [...]
#Song review: Chinese Democracy#
My review of the new Guns n’ Roses song that I finally heard on the radio on the way home tonight:
After being in hiding/rehab/video games/jail for the past 13 years, you’d think they’d come out swinging and kick us in the head with their geriatric army boots. Maybe knock out a tooth?
But nah, it sucks. [...]
#Rocking Saturday – Possibly the Longest Single Post Dedicated to Making Your Page Load Time Exceed Ten Minutes. OR “The Most Bizarre Random Collection of Music in One Blog Entry Ever.” Or perhaps, “Longest Blog Post Title Ever”. OR “I’d better use a ‘more’ tag, cause it’s out of control.” OR “My Quest To Bring Down YouTube’s Servers Singlehandedly”. OR “An Adventure Through Big Hair Bands, Classical Music, and Just Odd Songs That I Love.”#
As pretentious as I think it is to post music videos on a humor blog, I thought “What the hell, today is Saturday, fuck rules.” Plus, I don’t have any rules. So it’s settled.
Here’s what I’ve been listening to this morning:
#How much would you like to ROCK this morning?#
If your answer was “a lot,” “somewhat,” or, “I guess…I have nothing better to do” then press play and rock out with your cock out, jam out with your clam out, or if you’re a hermmie do both. Do whatcha gotta do. Ohhh yeah!
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