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#Mangoes#
So what’s this about manga avatars? I tried it out – pretty cool! Too bad about my lack of tentacles with which to fondle [myself]. Wow, holy shit, is that what I really look like? Pretty darn close. Still as handsome as ever [when put next to John Goodman and Steve Buscemi's avatars], it captures [...]
#Here’s what I’ve been up to today…#
…this is my first little foray into fun web stuff. Feedback appreciated, especially if something is messed up! (Even if you’re a Mac user!) Click on this to try it out: Then stick this into your blog, and voila! An Awesome Internet User! (I am 3% internet idiot!) Note: I updated it to include your [...]
#Is your blog BADASS?#
My Blog Is 3.71% BADASS! How About Yours? Click HERE To Find Out. Try it out, stick it in your sidebar! Do whatever the hell you want, I’m not the boss of you! (Until December 21, 2012 of course.) There will be a prize of a 2009 Hummer for the person whose blog is of [...]
#Feel the love, bitches#
47% Here you go, something else to play with! What this does is look at your blogroll and goes to each of those blogs and looks to see if they’ve linked back to your blog. Do they love you? Hate you? Indifferent? Who knows, check it out and see! If you (or they) have a [...]
#Badassery#
I tweaked the Badass Blogger thingy to make a high score list and to make a widget that you can put into your blog that isn’t obtrusive and frikking ugly! Want to have your blog on the high score list and display your rank? Click the Badass thingy here or on the right! (Gwen will [...]
#Hello. Christ I’m tired.#
Yow, I only got an hour or two of sleep last night. I was too busy playing with the Insultatron (pictured on the left) into the wee hours. Seems like every time I wanted to turn away and go to bed, Robocop kept calling my name. I must have refreshed the page a hundred billion [...]
#What would Robocop Say?#
Here’s your chance to be immortalized in images forever! If you look to the left near the top of the page, you’ll see that Robocop is quite the talkative bastard. I want you guys to write things that Robocop might say to someone, using their name. Please feel free to be as crude as you [...]
#The Bitch Board#
Okay, this is the last creation for today, I swear! (Maybe.) To the right, you’ll see a homeless dude holding up a sign. Right below that is a spot to put in some text. Do so, then hit enter. See what happens? Fun huh? Everyone can see what you’re thinking at the moment. Please be [...]
#How much money would YOU make if you were a porn star?#
Let’s face it, you’ve ALL wondered what it would be like to be a porn star. How much money would you make doing the nasty for $$$? Wonder no more, kids. Try my newest creation and see for yourself. Using scientific porn industry calculations and a bit of math, we can determine that right now [...]
#Blogroll Mashup!#
Bridget Jones Has Left Nothing On Burt Reynold’s Mustache Everything is Wrong With Grant Miller Lots Better Then Your Psychotic Secretary Save Suzel’s Sass Loungin’ Around With Whiskeymarie RocketYak Letters From The Offended Blogger Alice is Just Easier Passion of Some Guy’s Banana Day of the Gingers Extraneous Chicken Vindaloo Fire That Leonesse Everything I [...]
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