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#Update#
Today marks the third week in a life without blogs (y’know, aside from my own). Ever since my feed reader broke and I declined out of sheer laziness to remedy the issue, I haven’t read another blog, posted a comment, or masturbated to any photos of someone who may be either a young Gene Simmons [...]
#Broken RSS reader freedom#
I broke my RSS feed reader last week and have yet to bother fixing it.
This means I haven’t read a blog in several days now, including yours. Have I missed anything yet? Are you still up to your old tricks?
The thing is that with all of this new found time each morning since I’m not [...]
#Christmas movie rant#
Tis the season for shitty Christmas movies! Yes, today’s already a year later than it was exactly one year ago, and one year ago it was the same thing as it is today – cold, snowy, dark, and National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation has aired non-stop for the last week on every single fucking channel.
Have you [...]
#Sometimes I should check my facts#
Today is a holiday here in Mantittytoba Canada, so I’ve slept in and was totally prepared to do a photoshop of a woman giving birth to a camel and an aircraft carrier this morning when I woke up. See, I thought it was Labour Day! Har har!
I was going through all sorts of pictures trying [...]
#Update#
I’m on strike, that means no more posts today until my demands are met.
What are my demands? I want to see a giant robot hamster destroy Dallas with a sonic flamethrower and laser chainsaw.
See you tomorrow, children of the universe.
(Unless you can pull some seriously magical shit off.)
#I’m all caught up now#
Last night we watched the final two episodes of Battlestar Galactica that have been aired thanks to several astounding marathons of TV watching and internet downloading over the last couple weeks. According to the internet, there are only three -*sniffle* episodes left and we’ll have to watch them like normal people where we have to [...]
#Not Me Monday, Wordless Wednesday and….?#
Ever get tired of seeing/not getting those sort of perma-memes on everyone’s blog but yours? Yeah, for me they’re as horrible as reading a cereal box over and over and over. And yeah, I know you people love them, or at least love writing them judging by the frequency of such indelights.
Did you know ‘indelights’ [...]
#All work and no play, makes Jack the same dull boy he was before he started putting in overtime#
Ugh, what a week it’s been. The shortest day at work I’ve put in this week was 12 hours, the longest was yesterday with 18 or some stupid number of hours. Today is going to be another hell day. (Yet here I am, up two hours early for work writing blog entries for the day…just [...]
#Sickness, days off, people dying, the throat of mohair.#
Okay, Christmas didn’t count as time off, there were people to visit. That’s more like work – sure, pleasurable work, but not entirely relaxing.
I was really looking forward to the days off around New Years – a four day weekend! Yay!
What a great time to get a debilitating cold, hey?
I guess it’s not like I [...]
#Stealth blogging#
Aha, I bet you guys didn’t even know I was gone with my fancy autoposts and everything for the last few days. I’m sooo stealthy and sneaky hey?
Well, I’m back, I hope everyone had a Merry Christmas, and if you didn’t, well, I hope the days AFTER Christmas, you got good deals on stuff. Or [...]
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