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#If there’s one thing Steve Jobs should invent right now…#
Dear Steve Jobs, For years you’ve made products that are impractical, inane, and other words that start with the letter ‘i’. (Totally in sync with your love for the letter, as it happens.) Now Dear Steve, you’ve started a trend of making good product decisions, first with the iPod, then the iPhone, then, uhm, well, [...]
#God Answers Your Prayers#
Hello children of …me! Ever wonder late at night when you’re kneeling next to your bed and praying quietly to yourself why I don’t answer? You DO pray to me every night, don’t you? Well okay, how about at Church then? Oh, you don’t go to church anymore since the pastor touched your hoo-hah at [...]
#New and offensive chip flavors!#
The other night while grocery shopping, somehow by accident a bag of General Tao’s Chicken chips jumped from the shelf into the shopping cart I was pushing! Wow, how did that happen? We were discussing these particularly delicious chips here at Casa de Poobomber later in the evening – who was General Tao? I’ve heard [...]
#WTF?#
I was looking up “sex dolls” in a Google image search (for Barbie 50th birthday post ideas of course) (on like page 17 of the image search) (because I looked through that many pages) and saw this: Eh? I can sense this guy’s frustration: sure, the word ‘oar’ and ‘whore’ sound a lot alike, but [...]
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