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#“Alive” … the date-safe re-imagining#
Last night we watched one of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen, and probably one of my all-time favorite romantic comedies, “Alive”. Have you seen it?
It’s based on the true story of the Uruguayan rugby players who survived a plane crash in the Andes only to find Kate Hudson stowed away in the plane’s forward [...]
#Kanye West – Best Meme of 2009#
The meme is shamelessly ripped off from I’mma Let You Finish, but here are my submissions. Join in the fun, post your own “I’mma Let You Finish” on your blog, link to mine, and the best submission wins a solid gold casket*!
*if, by ’solid’ you mean “non-existent”, by ‘gold’ you mean “the thought of doves [...]
#Riddle me this!#
Q: What has an IQ of seven hundred thousand and likes fucking Kevin Bacon?
A: Kyra Sedgwick!
#Movie Mashup I’d Like To See (I think?)#
Zac and Nora’s Infinite Porno
OR
Nick and Miri’s Porno Playlist
I’m not sure if either would be good, but anything would be better than GI Joe or something with Sandra Bullock in it.
#Evony – stupid ads#
I’m sure by now, most of you readers have seen the ads for some web game called Evony. Every web page on the internet has an ad for Evony in fact, so you can’t have missed them, right? Here – if you don’t recognize them, I vow to punch myself in the gonads.
Well I’m sick [...]
#I’ve gained new respect for Billy Mays#
According to the news, toxicologists discovered that Billy Mays had some cocaine in his blood when he died. Not only vitamin C though, they apparently found a whole medicine cabinet treasure trove in his beard – all sorts of drugs that end with ‘done’, ‘ex’, and ‘ol’.
You may be surprised to hear this coming from [...]
#Kim Jong Il, part 17685269#
Above is a BRAND! NEW! picture of Kimmy and Bill Clinton floating around the internets today. Holy shit, Kim’s alive! I couldn’t resist putting him into new and exciting situations.
#Wouldn’t it be great if the disco era was back?#
Do you ever find yourself sitting around and wondering what it would be like if disco was back in fashion? Not just disco itself, but the whole disco-era lifestyle!
You could get away with saying, “Hey baby, I’m a Virgo – my sign points to ‘Dancin’.” But then you’re up on the dance floor with someone [...]
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