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#An open letter to Oscar#
Note to Oscar or whoever runs the show:
Dear Oscar,
You and I have a less-than-storied history – usually every year I skip your pomp and ceremony, electing instead to catch up on activities such as sharpening the kitchen knives, pulling hair out of the bathtub drain, and sorting black and white porno classics in to wankategories [...]
#Just a reminder…#
The winter Olympics may be over, but they’re not really over. You see, we tend to forget the other Olympics – the Paranormal Winter Olympics – that are just about to start on the heels of the last 17 days.
To be honest, I’m never really sure what happens during the Paranormal Olympics. In the regular [...]
#Avatar – the steaming pile of shit at the end of the shit rainbow#
“If I wanted to see blue people fighting with bows and arrows, I would continue smothering this little tribesman I smuggled home from the rainforest in my luggage.”
-Me
I read this morning that Avatar is on its way to grossing more money than Elvis, the Beatles, Titanic, Striptease, Jimmy’s Seafood Shack, an empty tin can, Ron [...]
#V – is for Veterans, Visitors, and Venereal Dog Vomit#
Today is a day of thoughtful reflection, a day we pay our respects to those who gave their lives for our freedoms, like our freedom to produce a big steaming pile of venomous shit that is the new ‘V’ series.
You’ll be happy to know that your grandparents laid down their lives to allow funny little [...]
#Dextercising#
Well, it’s been a busy few days here at Casa de here-o. We’ve watched all of season two – and oh, season 3 while we’re at it – of Dexter in the last two days. In fact, I don’t think we took a break in the last couple days except for oh, work and maybe [...]
#Breaking Malcolm in the Middle#
Apparently last night the Emmy awards were given out to the best actors and actresses I’ve never heard of, except for Tyler Cranberry who plays the inspirational meth-dealing father of four boys, one of which is super-smart, one is weird looking, one is as smart as a bag of hammers, and the other one is [...]
#Kanye West – Best Meme of 2009#
The meme is shamelessly ripped off from I’mma Let You Finish, but here are my submissions. Join in the fun, post your own “I’mma Let You Finish” on your blog, link to mine, and the best submission wins a solid gold casket*!
*if, by ’solid’ you mean “non-existent”, by ‘gold’ you mean “the thought of doves [...]
#Wouldn’t it be great if the disco era was back?#
Do you ever find yourself sitting around and wondering what it would be like if disco was back in fashion? Not just disco itself, but the whole disco-era lifestyle!
You could get away with saying, “Hey baby, I’m a Virgo – my sign points to ‘Dancin’.” But then you’re up on the dance floor with someone [...]
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