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#For Non-Canadians Wishing To Celebrate The Short Week: Enjoy The New Michael Bay Film!#
Michael Bay movies suck exploding dicks.
#Holy Shit, Michael Jackson Begins Final Decomposition Phase!#
As I browse the interweb tonight, I’m surprised by the outpouring of emotion over MJ’s death. Do I have mixed feelings about MJ kicking the bucket? Sure. Heck, I had a black and red leather jacket in 1984, and guess who started that whole heatstroke-inducing trend? (Hint: Not Corbin Bernsen.) There was a time when [...]
#Jon and Kate Divorcing? Math gets all fucked up, yo!#
I just read that Jon and Kate are getting a divorce, and now I’m wondering how this affects their math equation? Jon minus Kate, plus eight, minus four, three out of seven days? In other news, who the hell cares? If I could punch both of them in the vaginas, I would.
#TrueBlood and Vampirism#
In the last few days I’ve started watching TrueBlood, which if you’re unfamiliar with it, is mainly about sex and a little bit about vampires. If you can imagine, it’s like Melrose Place set in the swamps of Louisiana and you actually get to see the actress’s boobies. Oh, and there are vampires openly living [...]
#Internet Hooplah?#
Is it just me or is there a bizarre pile of hooplah going on these days about opening up your lives to the internets? Everything is ‘share share share’ – “…And here’s a picture of a hip looking black chick with fuzzy orange hair laughing on a white background, now use our application and tell [...]
#Jon and Kate Plus 8, what’s the big hoo-ha?#
I don’t know what the big deal is about “Jon and Kate Plus 8”, since I’ve never watched it and don’t plan on watching it. All I know is that pretty much not an entire day goes by without their name being splattered in the news somewhere, and I’m pretty tired of hearing about it. [...]
#Movie Review: Star Trek#
We went and watched Star Trek last night in an actual theatre, and I’m reminded again of why movie downloading is so popular these days. At home you don’t have to suffer other people. Who cares about the price of popcorn when there are other humans out there intent on destroying your movie experience? What [...]
#Paula Abdul judging historical figures…#
Hitler: “You know, I saw you just before the war and you were so shy and um, I mean, here was a little skinny guy from ummm, and you just came out there and gave it your best, and doggone it, I was like, whew, when it was all over because I was like, umm, [...]
#Mac vs. PC#
Hello, I’m a PC. And I’m a Mac. I enjoy things like getting things done, having all sorts of shit run on me, and being cheap and powerful. Oh, and you can mess with all my settings if you want to. In fact, you can rebuild me from scratch in ten minutes if you needed. [...]
#This Week in Lame & Pretentious Art#
http://www.cbc.ca/photogallery/arts/1874/ Here we have a bust of a bum with musical notes all over it. It’s poised to rake in $1.5 million at a charity auction for people who appreciate sculptures of bums with musical notes on them. Here is a picture of a scrawny, sick looking girl wearing what appears to be [...]
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