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Ranting about something that doesn't REALLY bother me
#Internet Hooplah?#
Is it just me or is there a bizarre pile of hooplah going on these days about opening up your lives to the internets?
Everything is ’share share share’ – “…And here’s a picture of a hip looking black chick with fuzzy orange hair laughing on a white background, now use our application and tell all [...]
#Reasons for someone pulling the fire alarm at 2 in the morning#
Last night as I lay in bed sleeping, drooling and likely dreaming of hunting arachnid people with a bow and arrow, I was awakened by the loudest, most horrible sound possible. No dummy, not Rosie O’Donnell inserting a watermelon in her vagina without any lubrication, it was the apartment complex’s fire alarm.
Of course it [...]
#The Juice- Jailed!#
So I bet the boys in prison are finally going to get their freshly squeezed OJ that they’ve been clamoring for all these years huh?
I remember the day OJ was acquitted of the murders – it was probably about 5pm on a warm late summer/early fall day. I was working in the oilfields, and our [...]
#Social Networking Nonsense part 700#
More and more I’m coming across Twitter widgets on people’s blogs. And more and more I’m despising another social application that annoys the hell out of me.
Stumbling across a Twitter widget is like walking in on people having an orgy: all sorts of intimate stuff that you have no idea about is going on, and [...]
#Hotels#
No frills for me, thanks. Not Bad Motel 8 is the way I like to I roll when I stay anywhere.
You know what I like in a hotel? Me – when I’m visiting someone in a different city. Gad I hate staying at people’s places. At least in a hotel I can get up in [...]
#The interview#
Today I had an important meeting somewhere. Okay, a job interview actually, I’m retiring from my home business (fucking loser economy) and getting back into the real world once again which excites me to no end.
Really, it does!
Granted, I can’t wear my latex gimp suit at work anymore (unless the place is REALLY good to [...]
#WTF is your problem, GWB?#
Alright, I watched a little bit of the CNN interview with GWB last night – the teaser if you will, and something just burned into my brain and has stayed there ever since.
It’s really bugging me, and in my opinion it’s pretty serious flaw with the President. In fact, it may have been his biggest [...]
#Dancing Shows#
Last night was like the worst night for watching TV…EVER.
Every channel seemed to have some fucking horrible variation of one of those dance competition shows on. Gad, it was like being on the beaches of Normandy with all that horrible pain and suffering and body parts flying everywhere.
The following table shows exactly what was on [...]
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