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Recipes for disaster
#Haiti update#
This morning I was thinking about the Haiti earthquakes and was feeling sad about all of the people that died and were left homeless. Then I thought about the ham and Swiss sandwich I got from Tim Horton’s last night didn’t have the extra Caesar sauce I requested. Damn you Tim Horton, I PAID FOR [...]
#China, part 17#
Although this photo is beautiful (colors! tanks! subjugation!), it’s also disturbing to me. China is the John Candy of nations. Big, awkward, endearing sometimes, but disturbingly intent on consuming everything in the fucking universe with its appetite. Here’s the thing though – what is its appetite for, anyways? It keeps amassing more and more [...]
#Science is easy – finding the right car insurance? Impossible. Or is it?#
There’s a commercial on TV these days that features an astrophysicist championing the Aquos TV. An astrophysicist? WTF do astrophysicists know about brands of TVs? Jesus that’s stupid. I wish I were a funky sounding profession – I could pitch things really well: “Hello, I’m a mitochondrial DNA specialist and I know what being the [...]
#Recipe for Poo’s Olde Tyme Rock Star Cabbage Rolls#
Dr. Zibbs posted an awesome looking recipe for a pork marinade yesterday and that provoked me into wanting to share one of my own favorite recipes for cabbage rolls with everyone. Poo’s Olde Tyme Rock Star Cabbage Rolls Ingredients: 1 head of green cabbage 1 aging rock star, alive 1 large can of tomato juice [...]
#I sure am up early! Plus, Portugal sucks.#
Okay, 7am isn’t all that early for some people, but for me getting up at 7am is like rolling out of bed at 4am for the people that get up at 5am? Confused? Me too. I’m not making much sense yet this morning, if I ever did. I’m going to be out of the office [...]
#Princess Di – The blog entry that makes me a horrible person#
I’m sure my previous post made people, particularly those people with vaginas where their penises should be, gasp in horror. That was my intention because I love poor taste, especially when it’s MY poor taste. I know, I know, Princess Diana should be off-limits because she was a hero to many people and she was [...]
#No….you can’t do that.#
When I was a young and still devastatingly handsome child, I would on occasion bike over to the closest neighbors (a mile away through treacherous prairie jungle, teeming with fanged cattle and rabid gophers) and play with them when authorized by the parental establishment. Going over to the neighbors was not really a treat, I [...]
#Adam Savage: Hero or Villian#
Let the record state that I *like* Adam Savage – at least the frantic neer-do-well Adam Savage that we see on Mythbusters. (I find Jamie a hell of a lot cooler though.) But… According to Adam Savage’s personal web site: I’ve worked on over a hundred TV commercials, a dozen or so feature films, and [...]
#Job Interview Part 2#
Well, I’m off to a job interview in exactly 1 hour – the second interview at a particularly awesome place where everyone appears to be a computer geek and where Fridays are occasionally punctuated by beerathons (unofficially) and Call of Duty slugfests. Although this isn’t the reason why it’s an awesome place, it’s a hell [...]
#Dancing Shows#
Last night was like the worst night for watching TV…EVER. Every channel seemed to have some fucking horrible variation of one of those dance competition shows on. Gad, it was like being on the beaches of Normandy with all that horrible pain and suffering and body parts flying everywhere. The following table shows exactly what [...]
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