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#The French Festival#

If you read my post yesterday, you may recall ze brochure for the Festival du Voyageur, which unfortunately did NOT celebrate the journey of Captain Janeway and her crew through the delta/alpha/gamma/betamax/sigma tau/chi/theta quadrant.
No, it advertised Hoes and canoes.  And we took the parental units to the party.
It was a primarily outdoor event, with French [...]

#Dolph Lundgren is NOT naked here.#

To the people constantly looking for naked photos of Dolph Lungren with Google and ending up here, I regret that I must disappoint you.
Or must I?

#This blog entry brought to you by:#

..this Google search query:
tia carrere seks with dolph lundgren
Well, I don’t want to disappoint you, searcher, so here you go.  I made a nice picture of Dolph and Tia having a roadside quickie.  She looks happy!

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