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#“Alive” … the date-safe re-imagining#
Last night we watched one of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen, and probably one of my all-time favorite romantic comedies, “Alive”. Have you seen it?
It’s based on the true story of the Uruguayan rugby players who survived a plane crash in the Andes only to find Kate Hudson stowed away in the plane’s forward [...]
#My Interview With Maxim Magazine About David Letterman#
Yesterday I was interviewed by Maxim Magazine regarding my thoughts about the alleged blackmail attempt of David Letterman, and the whole scandal where David Letterman was actually having sex.
Here are some transcripts from the interview:
Maxim Magazine: What do you think about David Letterman coming out in broad daylight to confront the accusations that he had [...]
#Breaking Malcolm in the Middle#
Apparently last night the Emmy awards were given out to the best actors and actresses I’ve never heard of, except for Tyler Cranberry who plays the inspirational meth-dealing father of four boys, one of which is super-smart, one is weird looking, one is as smart as a bag of hammers, and the other one is [...]
#Wouldn’t it be great if the disco era was back?#
Do you ever find yourself sitting around and wondering what it would be like if disco was back in fashion? Not just disco itself, but the whole disco-era lifestyle!
You could get away with saying, “Hey baby, I’m a Virgo – my sign points to ‘Dancin’.” But then you’re up on the dance floor with someone [...]
#What if CNN reported on our blogs?#
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#Happy Canada Day! And if you’re not Canadian … happy “fuck you” day!#
This morning, on the day most glorious to all Canadians (aside from Victoria Day, and possibly Labour Day, oh, and Christmas and most likely people’s own birthdays), I’ve decided to write a post about the history of the most glorious and powerful country in the world, Canada.
Note that at this point, most non-Canadians have already [...]
#What you need to know about LOST#
Are any of you people NOT watching Lost these days? I have to admit, until recently I hadn’t watched a single episode due to the general rules that: a) if people like it, it must suck, and b) people suck. Note that this rule pretty much holds water 99% of the time, hence The [...]
#Deconstructing Pistols At Dawn#
Ever find yourself amazed at the brilliance of blog writer Pistols At Dawn but not understandingly completely what he says because he uses big words and references to smart-person-type-things?
Fear not friends, I’m here to help. I’ve taken one of Pistol’s recent blog posts (without permission, naturally) and will deconstruct it for you.
Pistols @ Dawn
Poobomber’s Translation
Whenever [...]
#A Monkey Ate My Conscience#
BREAKING NEWS
As of writing, Steven Hawking is in the hospital and gravely ill. We here at TOSON wish him the best, but we wish ourselves even better and want to beat the rush and pay him tribute in case the inevitable happens (like tonight or something).
Everyone has read Steven Hawking’s works – we’re all familiar [...]
#Pirates!#
So what’s the deal with all these pirates as of late?
They must have a category in www.monster.sm (I imagine that’s Somalia’s premiere job website) for all the new pirates they’re recruiting. After the last batch of Johnny-Deppers got waxed by a few well-placed bullets, I’d think that they’re going to have to throw in [...]
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