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Someone who kicked the bucket
#Oh crap, Patrick Swayze’s dead! I call dibs on his legwarmers!#
Patrick …. Swayze …. is … dead. Not ‘dead’ like Rob Lowe’s, Matt Dillon’s, Tom Cruise’s, C. Thomas Howell’s, Ralph Macchio’s, or Emilio Estevez’s acting careers either. He’s really dead, Ponyboy.
I’m going to try and refrain from making references to Ghost – although if Whoopie Goldberg starts acting strange on The View like she’s hearing [...]
#Holy Shit: Mass Celebrity Dieoff Causes Blogger to Procrastinate#
No sooner had I posted my Joe Jackson entry than Some Guy informed via his blog that Billy Mays had croaked.
WTF? What’s causing all these celebrities to die all of a sudden, and when will it all stop so I can finally get some work done? Curse celebrities and their self-centeredness.
So anyways, instead of making [...]
#An Ode to a Queen#
Dear Bea Arthur,
I know we had our ups and downs. I teased you about being manly and stuff, said I had affairs with you, and generally had fun at your expense. I even posted a naked painting of you. I’m sure you would have laughed, or at least called your lawyer on me to [...]
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