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#What’s this about Michael Jackson dying?!?!?#
“Billy Jean was not his lover,
Of course she wasn’t, she had a vagina
And she was older than 12 years old…”
Bonus FUNNY Video!! Two-for-one!!
“They want another stupid motherfucking lame cocksucking cookie cutter radio-friendly song,
And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall
And at the office they all love the new radio-friendly piece of [...]
#Dextercising#
Well, it’s been a busy few days here at Casa de here-o. We’ve watched all of season two – and oh, season 3 while we’re at it – of Dexter in the last two days. In fact, I don’t think we took a break in the last couple days except for oh, work and maybe [...]
#Randy Quaid, pimp?#
I clipped this image from a CNN article today. It appears as though Randy Quaid has turned to pimping, or at the very least looking like a pimp. Or maybe a gay Norwegian mafia hitman? Something like that.
That’s all. Continue whatever you were doing.
#Holy shit, I’m about to admit I’ve watched chick-o-vision!#
Look at the price I’m going to pay for a few chuckles (if that – I doubt I’m going to land in any particular gender’s humor zones with this post – but fuck it, I’m living like I’m David Hasselhoff in a great cheeseburger eating contest – no fear!) Yes, the price I’m going to [...]
#Evony – stupid ads#
I’m sure by now, most of you readers have seen the ads for some web game called Evony. Every web page on the internet has an ad for Evony in fact, so you can’t have missed them, right? Here – if you don’t recognize them, I vow to punch myself in the gonads.
Well I’m sick [...]
#Holy Shit: Mass Celebrity Dieoff Causes Blogger to Procrastinate#
No sooner had I posted my Joe Jackson entry than Some Guy informed via his blog that Billy Mays had croaked.
WTF? What’s causing all these celebrities to die all of a sudden, and when will it all stop so I can finally get some work done? Curse celebrities and their self-centeredness.
So anyways, instead of making [...]
#TrueBlood and Vampirism#
In the last few days I’ve started watching TrueBlood, which if you’re unfamiliar with it, is mainly about sex and a little bit about vampires. If you can imagine, it’s like Melrose Place set in the swamps of Louisiana and you actually get to see the actress’s boobies. Oh, and there are vampires openly living [...]
#Internet Hooplah?#
Is it just me or is there a bizarre pile of hooplah going on these days about opening up your lives to the internets?
Everything is ’share share share’ – “…And here’s a picture of a hip looking black chick with fuzzy orange hair laughing on a white background, now use our application and tell all [...]
#Oh fuck, it’s earth day and I’m wearing my little red “power dress”#
Did you ever notice that environmentalists aren’t supposed to swear? Yeah, I caught that as I was writing my title for this post. It’s like environmentalism strips you of your soul. You don’t ever hear Al Gore saying, “Motherfuckers better chill out on the coal” or anything. Just once I’d like to see some big [...]
#Pants of doom#
Ever have an article of clothing that is cursed?
I have a pair of pants that is cursed, doomed, has the mark of death, something like that.
About a month ago I bought a new pair of fancy khakis for work. The first day I wore them, the pocket caught on my chair’s armrest at work as [...]
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