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#Merry Thanksgiving!#
Happy Thanksgiving for yesterday, if you’re a Canadian!
Yes, I happen to be from Canadistan, and I filled my face with turkey and mashed potatoes and curry this weekend. Kidding, curry is not a tradition here for Thanksgiving, our forefathers were likely not East Indian or from Asia. Can you imagine East Indian dudes 150 years [...]
#Dextercising#
Well, it’s been a busy few days here at Casa de here-o. We’ve watched all of season two – and oh, season 3 while we’re at it – of Dexter in the last two days. In fact, I don’t think we took a break in the last couple days except for oh, work and maybe [...]
#Hey bitches, I’m off to the beach! Hope you’re having fun at church or some equally unpleasant place!#
Today’s looking like it’s going to be a lovely day. Although I have a crushing deadline on Tuesday for a project I’m nowhere finished being done, I think it’s quite prudent to go to the beach and enjoy putting my dingdong in a hole in the sand and pumping it full of sexytime.
(At least one [...]
#Meme Time!#
Normally I’m not a meme person, I’d rather say nonsensical things or not-talk-about-me-other-than-griping-because-I-think-it’s-funny, but I liked the post over at Chris Radloff’s blog tonight, plus I’m feeling abnormally open, so I thought I’d give it a shot.
Where is your cell phone?
away
Your significant other?
perfect
Your hair?
feral
Your mother?
silly
Your father?
good
Your favorite thing?
napping
Your dream [...]
#Bragging#
Hey, we’re off camping for the weekend!
Jealous?
No?
Then how about, “Hey, we’re off camping this weekend with Jackie Chan, Sir Isaac Newton, and this chick’s half-sister!”
Aww yeah, now you’re jealous right?
Catch ya later bitches!
#WTF? I’m becoming a geezer?#
Well, it’s official. I’ve become my dad.
See, it’s 6AM on a Saturday morning and here I am, wide awake. I sat upright, rolled out of bed, and looked at the clock this morning and realized – “Holy crap, why can’t I sleep until 2pm any more these years?”
I might as well turn on a sports [...]
#Lack of morning coffee reduces blogger’s creative output#
Yesterday I ran out of coffee and forgot to procure some more on my way home from work. Disaster!
It sucks not having that hot, life-giving juice to sustain me this morning. I realized that my brain doesn’t function at a higher level without it – that is, one stage above ‘comatose’ but one stage below [...]
#Deadlines suck dicks#
So I’ve been sitting at my chair for, um, who knows. All I know is that I came home the other day. The rest since then is a blur, I’ve been working nonstop on a project for two days now with only an hour of sleep a couple of times here and there. Hell, I [...]
#Gramps the centurion!#
I just returned from my grandpa’s 100th birthday bash this weekend. Let’s just say it was rockin’…. hundreds of people showed up from all around the country and there were about ten thousand gallons of vodka and whiskey drank, mainly by my cousin Ryan it would seem since he ended up trying to fight walls [...]
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