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Stroking My Ego or Other Parts of Me

#“Blogs That Feature Me” today#

See my picture being molested by blogging chicks.  I think I feel a bit dirty and used.  And as usual, I like it.
Read about how I spent my weekend naked with Will Farrell and the Veggie Assassin.  Let’s just say it was gratuitous.

Vote for me at the 2008 Drysdale Awards in the category of [...]

#Awards…where am I going to put all of these things?#

I just received the “Your blog is fabulous” award from E-Deconstructed (if that is her real name), and as part of the awards ceremony, I’m supposed to describe 10 reasons why I’m frikking awesome list 5 things I find awesome, so here goes:
String theory: What better way to solve the most complex intricacies of the [...]

#Another award? Aww shucks!#

I received a new award from Ok, Crazy for my brilliant blog writing and humanitarian efforts to save the whales and starving Swahili children.  And like other blog awards, I must pass this puppy on to at most 7 other bloggers.
Now I hate playing favorites, but hey, I can’t pick EVERYONE on my blogroll, otherwise [...]

#Awesomeness#

I’d just like to toot my own horn here for a brief moment.
Some of you awesome people have gone the extra mile for me, tossing me votes left and right all over Humor-Blogs.com. For that, you have my undying love because…
…look!
I’m the second biggest geek ever!

And in the Crude Blog category, guess who took [...]

#The Insultatron#

#Top Commenters (For Whom I Reserve The Hugest Erections)#

@Where do my bitches come from?@

@Categories@

>Disclaimer

Everything here is a work of satire and fiction. Any resemblances to people, alive or dead, real or fictional, is purely coincidence even if it looks like it's not, or even when I explicitly say it's not, because I have poor judgement.

If you find this blog offensive, please leave and never come back, ever. Returning if you're offended is about the most retarded thing you can do.

If you're here to build a court case against me, fuck off. You're not allowed to be here.

Before you jihad me, realize that I don't even believe the things I say. For real. It's all a big sham. Thanks for visiting though.
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