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#“Blogs That Feature Me” today#

Written by God on Monday, December 8, 2008 — 7 Comments

See my picture being molested by blogging chicks.  I think I feel a bit dirty and used.  And as usual, I like it. Read about how I spent my weekend naked with Will Farrell and the Veggie Assassin.  Let’s just say it was gratuitous. Vote for me at the 2008 Drysdale Awards in the category [...]

Also posted in Inter-Blog Fraternization

#Awards…where am I going to put all of these things?#

Written by God on Tuesday, December 2, 2008 — 15 Comments

I just received the “Your blog is fabulous” award from E-Deconstructed (if that is her real name), and as part of the awards ceremony, I’m supposed to describe 10 reasons why I’m frikking awesome list 5 things I find awesome, so here goes: String theory: What better way to solve the most complex intricacies of [...]

Also posted in Awesomeness, Blog Awards Stuff

#Another award? Aww shucks!#

Written by God on Sunday, January 1, 2006 — 12 Comments

I received a new award from Ok, Crazy for my brilliant blog writing and humanitarian efforts to save the whales and starving Swahili children.  And like other blog awards, I must pass this puppy on to at most 7 other bloggers. Now I hate playing favorites, but hey, I can’t pick EVERYONE on my blogroll, [...]

Also posted in Blog Awards Stuff

#Awesomeness#

Written by God on Sunday, January 1, 2006 — 7 Comments

I’d just like to toot my own horn here for a brief moment. Some of you awesome people have gone the extra mile for me, tossing me votes left and right all over Humor-Blogs.com. For that, you have my undying love because… …look! I’m the second biggest geek ever! And in the Crude Blog category, [...]

Also posted in Inter-Blog Fraternization, Me trying to get you to do something constructive (for me)

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