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Technology Is Starting to Scare Me
#Project Natal#
I don’t know about you guys, but this ‘Natal’ thing is pretty exciting. Not exciting in the way that I’d have to get off my ass and physically move around in order to punch random police officers and hookers in the streets in Grand Theft Auto (which I currently do with the efficiency of a [...]
#Twitter History#
As we all know by now, Ashton Kutcher is the new Twitter King. The attention drawn to the popular web service has been astounding, and people all over are heralding a new age of Twitterdom.
As a tribute to the momentous and most-certainly life changing event of Kutcher beating rival CNN for number of followers, TOSON [...]
#Oh look, shit’s getting done now!#
It’s going to be interesting now that Bush has departed and his regulating authorities no longer have the fear of Jesus in them.
Yes, the floodgates of research that were temporarily shut under the Bush administration are starting to open. But what does this mean for the common man not afflicted with a spinal cord injury [...]
#Please leave a message and I’ll get back to you after the … no, wait, I probably won’t!#
I’ve been cracking up tonight at this new trend of the voicemail thingy thing thing thing aroo…so I put one up. Go ahead and leave a message if you dare. Go ahead, be angry, let it all out so we can all hear! There will be a *prize of a trip to Cancun for the [...]
#Twitter?#
What the hell is Twitter?
I saw it mentioned last night on TV during the election – people were twittering and tweeting and tweaking the fuck out or whatever they do with it about the election while the votes were being tallied.
I figured that was pretty lame of the national television station to incorporate what people [...]
#A Duel#
Lydia from Down the Rabbit Hole (a pornographic metaphor if I ever saw one) challenged me to a duel today. Apparently one that doesn’t use guns (to my disappointment), but rather instead uses myheritage to determine who you look like.
Well, let’s just the the list of celebrities I look like is rather odd. My first [...]
#The Devil Speaks To Me Through Word Verification#
I can only assume the devil is speaking to me in an Austrian accent and telling me that I should move to California and vote for Arnold Schwartzenegger.
I’ll have you know, Satan, that my morals in this respect cannot be compromised.
Frikking Austrian born devils, they think they can tell me to do anything they [...]
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