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The Bush Emails: Post Term Adventures
#George W. Bush is alive!#
From: G. W. Bush, President of the United States of America HOW DO I MAKE THIS NOT SAY PRESTIDENT ANY MORE?????? IM GOING 2 GET IN TROBLE!
Sent: July 23, 2009 8:15:15 PM
To: Dan
Subject: SUP BRO??????????????????????????
DAAAANNNNNNNAYBOY!!!!1!
HEY U DUDE U!!! HEY WATS SHAKIN THESE DAYS ? HEY I GOT ME A SUPER SOANKER AND I WERE CHASING [...]
#Bush update#
From: gwb100@hotmail.com (Georgie Bush)
Sent: April 2, 2009 6:15 PM
To: Dan
Subject: IHERD U WERE WONDERING WHERN I WAS???/
HEY DUDE LONG TIME NO SPEAK11!
I BET U AND UR REEDERS HAVE BEEN WONDERNING WHAT THE GREATES PRESTIDENT OF THE UNTIED STATES OF MERICA WAS BEEN UP TO HEY???/
WHOA LONG STORY … WHERE TO BEGIN??? FIRST WHEN I RETIREDED [...]
#The Bush Emails: Post-terms-of-endearment#
From: gwb100@hotmail.com (Georgie Bush)
Sent: December 23, 2009 6:15 AM
To: DAN
Subject: SUP???
HEY MAN
SO ME N LAURA WAS SITTING AROUND THE KICHEN TABLE LAST NITE AND SHE SAYS
GEORGE GET OUT OF THE HOUSE YOU ARE DRIVING ME CRAYZ RITE A BOOK OR GO FOR A DRIVE OR SOMETHING
I SHOWD HER!!!!11 IM IN ALBURQWERTY NEW MEXICO IN A [...]
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