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The Bush Emails
#Poll: What’s to become of GWB?#
You can vote for three different things. Spend your votes wisely. [poll id="26"]
#GWB in retired-ment#
From: gwb100@hotmail.com (Georgie Bush) Sent: December 21, 2009 6:15 AM To: Dan Subject: HEEEEYYYYYYYY HEY DOOD! GESS WAT?!?11? I’M RETIRDED!!!!11 HAHA ME N LAURA WERE SITTING AROUND THE PLACE WONDERING WAT ARE WE GOING TO DO TINITE HAHAH! HAHA I GOT ME ONE OF THEM GREEN PIECE APPLICAYSHUN FORMS AND FILLED IT OUT WITH MY [...]
#President Bush Makes His Farewell Speech on Thursday Night#
I imagine it’ll go something like this: Hello my fellow ‘Mericans. Well this is it. This is the last time I address you guys as the president of the ‘Nited States, they tell me….tell me that some other guy has to have a chance, kind of like when you was in elementary school and there [...]
#One last letter from George Bush#
From: G. W. Bush, President of the United States of America Sent: December 9, 2009 7:47 AM To: Dan Subject: I AM DONE THIS GIG RITE AWAY DANNAY!!! HEY DANNAYBOY!!!! HEY LONG TIME NO SPEAK BRO!!! GESS WAT? REMEMBER WHEN I WAS LIKE THE PRESTIDENT OF THE UNTIED STATE OF THE AMAERICA??!1 YA I STILL [...]
#George Bush part 700#
From: G. W. Bush, President of the United States of America Sent: September 16, 2008 8:45:02 AM To: Dan Subject: BITHDAY BOY HEY DANNAYBOY!!!!1 GESS WAT? I HERD ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY ON SUNDAY AND I GOT YOU THE PERFENCT PRESENT WANT A HINT?!?!?/!? RENEMBER WAY BACK WHEN U AND I WERE DRIVING ROUND BACK ROADS [...]
#I’m getting sad that these will end soon#
From: G. W. Bush, President of the United States of America Sent: September 30, 2008 9:17:09 AM To: Dan Subject: ECRONAMIC BAILOUT HEYYY DUDE11! GESS WAT? IM SAVING AMERICA AGAIN!!!11!!! SEE THERES SOME SORT OF PROBELM WITH THE AMERICAIN ECRONAMY …. IM NOT SURE WAT IT IS BUT IM TOLD I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING [...]
#Bush on the economic crisis#
From: G. W. Bush, President of the United States of America Sent: October 15, 2008 11:11:11 AM To: Dan Subject: BOOORING HEY DANNNNNNYBOY!!!111 BOOK EM DANNO!!!! GALLDARNIT I LIKE SAYING THAT!!! SO HEY THIS WEEKEND I MET A BUNCH OF THE G8 GUYS OR IS IT G7? MAYBE ONE OF THEM ISNT ONE OF THE [...]
#W.#
From: G. W. Bush, President of the United States of America Sent: October 18, 2008 9:20:01 AM To: Dan Subject: THEY MADE A MOVIE BOUT ME!!!!! HEY DANNAYBOY!!! GESS WHAT? THEY MADE A MOVIE ABOUT ME!! IM NOT EVEN DEAD YET NEITHER!!!!!111!!! HEY THEY FORGOT A FEW THINGSS THEY DIDNT MENTION THE PART WHERE I [...]
#Bush, part 47#
From: G. W. Bush, President of the United States of America Sent: October 28, 2008 10:20:05 AM To: Dan Subject: SO … HEY DANNNNAY! I HERD THEY IS GOING TO VOTE FOR A NEW PRESTIDENT NEXT WEEK HEY???????? ITS ABOUT TIME !! IM SICK OF GETTING UP IN THE MORNING AND SOEMTIMES I WISHED I [...]
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