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The Bush Emails
#Poll: What’s to become of GWB?#
You can vote for three different things. Spend your votes wisely.
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#GWB in retired-ment#
From: gwb100@hotmail.com (Georgie Bush)
Sent: December 21, 2009 6:15 AM
To: Dan
Subject: HEEEEYYYYYYYY
HEY DOOD! GESS WAT?!?11? I’M RETIRDED!!!!11 HAHA
ME N LAURA WERE SITTING AROUND THE PLACE WONDERING WAT ARE WE GOING TO DO TINITE HAHAH! HAHA I GOT ME ONE OF THEM GREEN PIECE APPLICAYSHUN FORMS AND FILLED IT OUT WITH MY INFORMASHION AND SAT IT ON [...]
#President Bush Makes His Farewell Speech on Thursday Night#
I imagine it’ll go something like this:
Hello my fellow ‘Mericans.
Well this is it. This is the last time I address you guys as the president of the ‘Nited States, they tell me….tell me that some other guy has to have a chance, kind of like when you was in elementary school and there were the [...]
#One last letter from George Bush#
From: G. W. Bush, President of the United States of America
Sent: December 9, 2009 7:47 AM
To: Dan
Subject: I AM DONE THIS GIG RITE AWAY
DANNAY!!! HEY DANNAYBOY!!!! HEY LONG TIME NO SPEAK BRO!!!
GESS WAT? REMEMBER WHEN I WAS LIKE THE PRESTIDENT OF THE UNTIED STATE OF THE AMAERICA??!1
YA I STILL AM AND ITS COMEING TO A [...]
#George Bush part 700#
From: G. W. Bush, President of the United States of America
Sent: September 16, 2008 8:45:02 AM
To: Dan
Subject: BITHDAY BOY
HEY DANNAYBOY!!!!1
GESS WAT? I HERD ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY ON SUNDAY AND I GOT YOU THE PERFENCT PRESENT
WANT A HINT?!?!?/!?
RENEMBER WAY BACK WHEN U AND I WERE DRIVING ROUND BACK ROADS AND WE CAME ACROSS THAT PLANE GRAVYARD [...]
#I’m getting sad that these will end soon#
From: G. W. Bush, President of the United States of America
Sent: September 30, 2008 9:17:09 AM
To: Dan
Subject: ECRONAMIC BAILOUT
HEYYY DUDE11! GESS WAT?
IM SAVING AMERICA AGAIN!!!11!!!
SEE THERES SOME SORT OF PROBELM WITH THE AMERICAIN ECRONAMY …. IM NOT SURE WAT IT IS BUT IM TOLD I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING SO IM FIRING MONEY AT IT [...]
#Bush on the economic crisis#
From: G. W. Bush, President of the United States of America
Sent: October 15, 2008 11:11:11 AM
To: Dan
Subject: BOOORING
HEY DANNNNNNYBOY!!!111 BOOK EM DANNO!!!! GALLDARNIT I LIKE SAYING THAT!!!
SO HEY THIS WEEKEND I MET A BUNCH OF THE G8 GUYS OR IS IT G7? MAYBE ONE OF THEM ISNT ONE OF THE [...]
#W.#
From: G. W. Bush, President of the United States of America
Sent: October 18, 2008 9:20:01 AM
To: Dan
Subject: THEY MADE A MOVIE BOUT ME!!!!!
HEY DANNAYBOY!!!
GESS WHAT? THEY MADE A MOVIE ABOUT ME!! IM NOT EVEN DEAD YET NEITHER!!!!!111!!!
HEY THEY FORGOT A FEW THINGSS THEY DIDNT MENTION THE PART WHERE I WAS A CRACK FITER PILOT AND [...]
#Bush, part 47#
From: G. W. Bush, President of the United States of America
Sent: October 28, 2008 10:20:05 AM
To: Dan
Subject: SO …
HEY DANNNNAY!
I HERD THEY IS GOING TO VOTE FOR A NEW PRESTIDENT NEXT WEEK HEY???????? ITS ABOUT TIME !! IM SICK OF GETTING UP IN THE MORNING AND SOEMTIMES I WISHED I NEVER DID THIS WHOLE PRESTIDENCERY [...]
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